Chevy Dealership Calls Cops On Customer

Oh man is it ever sweet when a car dealership slips over it's own sleaze.  And when Priority Chevrolet in Chesapeake, VA got a customer arrested because he got a good deal, well, let's repeat - karma is a bitch!

After test driving a blue Chevy Traverse Danny Sawyer signed a contract and drove off the lot in a black SUV.  The next day he went back to the dealership and asked to swap for the blue one instead. 

Here's where it gets fun. Sawyer says Wib Davenport, the sales manager, agreed to the swap without telling him the blue Traverse would cost more. Oddly the final contract Sawyer signed did not reflect a higher price. The president of the dealership says the whole thing is a clerical error!

Sawyer left for a week-long vacation and when he returned home he found a ton of voicemails and a letter from the dealership. Wib Davenport was panicked. Davenport wants Sawyer, of course, to sign a new contract and pay another $5,600 for the car he already bought.

When Sawyer ignored the calls Priority staff called the cops. Sawyer was arrested and spent four hours in jail. The Commonwealth's attorney dropped the charges after doing a little discovery work. But the damage was done. Sawyer is suing for $2.2 million.

Now the president of the dealership, Dennis Elmer is groveling. At first Elmer said Sawyer was in error and did not believe anyone at his business called the cops. Elmer has since recanted all of that and now wants to 'let' Sawyer keep his car and not pay the difference. Ehhh - no cigar Dennis.

Sawyer's lawyer says it's swell Mr. Elmer now admits his staff screwed up but that hardly makes up for the 'pain and suffering' endured during the arrest, booking and jailing ordeal.

Perhaps Mr. Elmer would like to try on the handcuffs and take a seat in a cell for a few hours as a 'test drive' too? Anyone want to bet that doesn't happen?   Looks like Wib Davenport is gonna be selling used 'Cheebeez' in Tijuana Mexico now.

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Budweiser Casket Bottles Bar Fly

Sometimes what you do in life should be left behind when you die.  One of those is drinking cheap domestic beer and arranging to be buried in one of the cans you consumed at Jelly's Bar & Grill.

Leon Wesley, deceased at 71 was never without a red cup of 'Bud' and a cigarette hanging out the corner of his mouth clunking around Maringouin, Louisiana for the past 35 years.

Among his varied talents, Leon had a scraggly beard and earned the nickname 'Bin Laden' for looking a bit like the dead terrorist. Another 'gift' was placing a foot behind his head. Beer, cigs and foot-head tricks - these would have been enough for anyone to be remembered by but Leon wanted more.

The beer-bo ordered up a full-fledged casket emblazoned with Budweiser logos and his name planted on the side. It's a good thing Leon is already dead, the embarrassment would have killed him otherwise.

The lesson on this one is already lost on Leon. Do not get buried in one of your bad habits, remember, some people may actually want to attend your funeral. And the extra money for the special paint job might have a better use left behind, doncha think?

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The Japanese have always been a little spooky and when it comes to cartoon making.

Recall the tiny reptile rubber toys turned giant city-eating monsters in those campy 1950s films? Some say the cheesy sci-fi was a psychological reaction to the nuclear bogey-man - a trauma Hiroshima and Nagasaki bestowed on the Nippons.

But the anime comics are eerie because they turn young women into stylized prepubescent creatures that seem to target the pedophiles more than a comic book consuming teenager.

But the Japanese have fans all over the world.  Even in Russia where 19-year-old, 96 pound Anastasiya Shpagina has become obsessed with the anime look.  The woman spends nearly an hour each morning to apply the makeup needed to turn her eyes into scary mimics of the anime characters.  Anastasiya even goes by a concocted Japanese name to match her physical persona - Fukkaccumi.

Worse, Anastasiya is considering plastic surgery to turn her 'hobby' into a permanent look.

Escape from reality?  Of course.  But where is Anastasiya gonna find her Ninja boyfriend in Russia?  Or maybe she doesn't care about real romance after all the fantasy world is far easier to control...

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50% Cut In KFC Profits Due To Obamacare

For over a year the impact of Obamacare on real businesses has been speculated. Now the numbers are coming in and the picture is not pretty.  Obamacare is both a company and jobs killer - on a massive scale.

Atlanta Kentucky Fried Chicken franchiser David Barr thought Obamacare was a good idea until he crunched the numbers. Bottom line?

Slash employee hours to make them ineligible for company-paid health care or stop the company-paid benefit entirely and pay a $2,000 per worker fine.

Barr has 421 employees, 109 full-time. Before Obamacare his health care costs were $129k per year. Calculating what he will be forced to pay if Obamacare is not repealed the cost jumps to $444k. That increase is just over 50% of his current profit. If he opts for the penalty and leaves his employees to fend for themselves his increased cost is a 'mere' $30k.

Barr says firing workers and getting more automation into his business is required.  A lose-lose deal for him and his employees.

The revelation KFC franchisees face is the same for all similar businesses.  Still need a reason to fire Obama?  If you are in the 50% of the country clinging to life siphoning government cheese your answer would be - no.  But if you are still stupidly trying to 'work' for a living, well, your answer is obvious.

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Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin The ‘c’ Word

Paid to do comedy, make no mistake, Bill Maher is not funny.

Among Maher's associations: board member of PETA, defender of Obamacare, close pals with Michael Moore, and an uniformed left-wing sycophant. 

Maher is a small-timer playing to the troglodyte element in a near daily man-tantrum over Sarah Palin and the Tea Party. Lets look closer at the clown-faced malcontent.

William Maher was born in New York City, the son of Julie Berman, a nurse, and William Maher, Sr., a clerk in a newsroom. Not until Billy reached puberty was he aware that his mother was Jewish. He has subsequently self-identified as ethnically half-Jewish, revealing a self-loathing element.  Mom Jewish? Then you are Jewish, full-Jewish.

Maher is a self-described libertarian.  His vitriol toward anything resembling American Patriotism, the tradition regarding religion in America, or his utter contempt for others leaves little doubt he is a Secular Humanist with an extra layer of misogyny sprinkled on top (given a pass by NOW).

Bill Maher has never married. In 2003, he began dating former Playboy Cyber Girl Coco Johnsen. In November 2004, at the end of their 17-month relationship, she sued him for $9 million for "pain and suffering" for alleged "insulting, humiliating and degrading racial comments."

Just too many examples of Mr Maher showing a pattern of brutish behavior toward women leaves one suspecting a child-hood trauma, possibly connected to mom?

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Black Friday Lines Forming

This little story is a repeat of the holiday spectacle from last year.  The skitterish obese, brain-dead, inner-city and trailer-park types trading line-time for cheap goods.

Black Friday is when retailers are presumed to finally make a buck above the red-ink trail of year long losses and taxes.

The sidewalk jockeys sniff a chance to camp out and reserve a spot in a sardonic display of 'our life is so pathetic we have nothing better to do than to setup a lawn chair and a beer cooler and wait a week for a $10 off flat screen TV.'

And what would these idiots do once they land one of these likely breaks-in-a-week TV's they got sleeping on a retailer's sidewalk?

The blubber masses hurriedly cart the worthless pieces of junk back to their hovels. And mount the catch on table covered in cat poop.  Then they plop their fat fannies in a jelly-stained chair and stare in catatonic stupor watching reruns of Oprah and Cops.

Remember most of these people voted for Obama in order to keep their crud-crusted shag-carpeted living rooms filled with cheap junk and ensure an unending stream of pizza sure to clog major arteries.   Not to worry, another line awaits at the Obamacare free clinics when insulin bags line the hallways.

Thanksgiving and Christmas in America 2012, folks.

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Obamacare Wiping Out Fast Food Workers

GBigs Angle told you jobless reports were rigged by Obama.  Post election new jobless claims jumped 78,000 to 440,000!

The full blossoming of Obamacare's impact on business and States, especially hitting low-rung employees working at fast-food joints.

Denny's is heading off the 2014 impact by hiking prices now and cutting workers and worker hours.  Watch each major chain follow quickly.

States will make their make or break decision on Obamacare next year.  States that opt to implement Obamacare will become a dumping ground for the poor and lose most of their doctors fleeing treating the poor for a tiny government dictated fee.

States choosing to stay out of the mess will be a magnet for doctors and patients who want higher quality medical care free of waiting lines filled with huddled masses.

In the meantime, each company (like Denny's) will counter both insurmountable costs associated with Obamacare and the endless fire-hose of business killing regulations coming out of the Whitehouse with firings, slashed work hours and price hikes.

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Man Loses Penis In Circumcision Surgery

Phillip Seaton went to a Kentucky hospital in October 2007 for a routine circumcision. When he woke up, his penis was gone.

Dr. Patterson said the organ needed to be removed because he detected cancer. Tests later confirmed Phillip Seaton had squamous cell carcinoma. A deadly cancer.

Seaton is sore, he is suing. Dr. Patterson didn’t consult with them before removing Phillip’s penis, so Seaton is suing for damages, citing a “loss of service, love and affection".

“While it is unfortunate that he developed this cancer, it is both unfair and unreasonable to blame a physician for providing what was appropriate and necessary care for his condition,” Patterson wrote in a statement released after the surgery.

Erythroplasia of Queyrat is the technical name for cancer of the penis. It arises from an STD (sexually transmitted disease) caused by the HPV virus, and is preventable given hygienic behaviors. Most penis cancer is in Africa, and South America. The survival rate varies dependent on the stage of the disease.

The doctor was right, let Mr. Seaton pee like a woman now, and buy his wife a toy.

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Firing Obama For Failure, Folly And Fibbing

The clock is in the final half of the final quarter of the final game in election USA 2012.

If Obama is reelected voters prove they are mass morons.  If Obama loses voters prove they are geniuses able to overcome a determined liberal press and a billion buck Obama campaign trying to revise history right in front of them.

Lets review.  The economy crashed due to the subprime crises created during the Clinton administration.  Dodd blocked Bush's bill to reform Fannie Mae in 2005 designed to stop the bleed.

Obama takes office blaming Bush for the debacle and promises to 'fix' the whole thing.  Obama's answer? Accelerate debt spending and wipe out private medical care in the USA.  Obama's ten legacy truths:
  1. 1 in 5 working age males are jobless.
  2. Bush opened drilling leaving Obama with $1.83 gas. Despite the GDP at 1% gas is $3.90.
  3. 1 in 7 on food stamps.  Incomes fallen a staggering 20%.
  4. Bush era saw 90% of college grads find work.  Less than 50% of college kids can do that now.
  5. 1 in 4 homeowners are underwater.  20 million are now former homeowners.
  6. Obama added $6 trillion to debt - 4 straight record $1 trillion deficits - $290k per person under 18.
  7. Poverty has risen to 20%. An astonishing 30% of blacks are poor.Welfare spending has doubled.
  8. Just under 100 million working age adults have left job market.  Real jobless rate 12%.
  9. An Ambassador dead and a border agent dead due to nefarious mismanagement under Obama.
  10. Green Nazis are doubling energy costs. Wasted taxpayer billions on social ventures now bankrupt.
Will there be a fork in the road or a fork in the eye?  The answer just hours away...standby.

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Lethal Leopard Loose In Nepal

A man killing leopard is feasting mainly on kids in a remote area of Nepal.  Once big cats get a taste of salty human flesh they develop a preference for little else.

The severed head of a 4-year-old boy was found a mile and a half from his home this morning, said Kamal Prasad Kharel, police chief of the Baitadi district near Katmandu.

Kamal says possibly two leopards are hunting together in a manner reminiscent of the famous lion pair depicted in the movie 'The Ghost And The Darkness.' Over 130 fell victim  over a 9-month period in East Africa.

The boy is the 15th victim so far. The actual death toll is likely higher says Kamal because others in nearby villages have also been found wholly or partially devoured.

The leopard or leopards attack, kill, and drag the victim into the forest to feast. Kids are their favorite target because they are easily rundown and quickly eaten.  Adults are larger and take longer to eat so just 20% of the human take so far are older than ten.

Leopards are protected in Nepal. Hunting and killing these man eaters can only be done under special permission and even then they must be caught nearly in the act in order to establish the leopards killed are the ones eating people.

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Harry Reid Blows Snot Bubbles At Mitt Romney

The sole reason the midterms did not produce progress on jobs and spending cuts falls in large part on the most disgusting, bitter, and partisan puke to ever wear the title Senate Majority Leader.

Before Mitt Romney has even won the election Harry Reid is firing shots at his presidency.

Today the sinister sniping slacker from Searchlight said: “Mitt Romney’s fantasy that Senate Democrats will work with him to pass his ‘severely conservative’ agenda is laughable."

Swell. But when Reid gets bitch-slapped by voters along with Obama in two days Reid's threat will be moot.. Reid will be strapped to a high-chair like Nancy Pelosi found herself in after the midterms without majority power or influence. And the soiled memory of Reid's assault on the will of the people will fade rapidly into the trash bin of American history.

Reid is an idiot of course. Just because a bunch of SEIU goons in Nevada put him back into office doesn't mean Reid has a right to hold the country hostage. But since Reid is a tiny minded, nasty, near-sighted, grey headed, jowly, childish old codger who chooses to abuse rather than use power for the greater good he gets ignored.

Sit there Harry. You have been at war with the public since you entered office a million years ago. Given past performance did any of us expect different from the sour-grapes geezer anyway?

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The 60s anti-war movement pitted left-wing radicals against left-winger war mongers in the Johnson administration.

The Occupy goofs raped each other and broke windows before withering when winter hit.  Occupy didn't know that Obama's class-warfare rhetoric is puny political demagoguery.

After four years and three debates the embattled Obama has run his clock out.

Is anyone surprised Obama's gnomes are making death threats against Romney as the momentum shifts?  Losing is unthinkable for the Messiah apparently.

The libbie-media's double standard downplays the buzz naturally - their 'narrative' has no room for the tawdry reactions of the rage ridden rabble.

Obama's administration has a record going after veterans and peaceful American dissenters. But so far the Secret Service seems limp on the Twitter threats.

The violence card is one of the many played from the bottom of the Democrat's deck of cards.

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The 2012 October Surprise Revealed

Just after the 1972 Nixon v McGovern presidential election a grim tradition callously coined the 'October Surprise'  was born.

The 11th hour game changer captivates those who crave sudden reversals of fortune.  The whole thing is as insidious, tawdry, and under-handed as the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941

The critical 2012 election may see an October Surprise but then again maybe not.  Pundits, prattlers and talking head getting paid to be right are usually wrong. Here are the three leading contenders as of Oct 22.
  1. Gloria Allred - ambulance chasing left-wing tort maven and menace from Los Angeles.  Gloria is a turd.  And we don't mean that in a kind way.   She gets the dirt from 'clients' or 'sources' as she describes them and farts out the tidbits in a critically timed way in order to exact maximum damage - like about week before an election.  BREAKING NEWS: Allred is headed to Boston to unseal testimony Mitt Romney gave in a court case in Boston.  Laughably this is about a divorce and a woman spurned.  The CEO of Staples and his wife got a divorce and Romney testified what the stocks value was at the time of settlement.  Wow, this one is a stinger - NOT.
  2.  
  3. Donald Trump - mogul, mouthy, malleable, shape shifter.   BREAKING NEWS: Does Trump have Obama's school and passport records?  Trump offers $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if Obama releases his records before October 31st.  Or what?

  4. Breitbart - For a few weeks www.breitbart.com has been toying with the idea that Obama will attack Iran as an October Surprise.  The theory assumes this will benefit Obama in some way.  Well today they are running a top site story that seems to give evidence Obama will do exactly that just days before the big day.  Wow!
Now that the bulk of surprises are known for October does anyone care?  Gloria Allred is a troll.  Donald Trump seems to have something but does anyone really care the Obama's are like the Clinton's?  A window dressing marriage for politics?  Seems kinda small compared to the ugly debt and wars Obama has left Romney with in 2013.

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Obama Romney Rumble Round Two

Obama was aggressive, pushy, rude, defensive, full of campaign slogans, talking points, and even lied a few times.  Obama suddenly forgot about the dead ambassador video-blame-game gambit he ran. 

Candy Crowley conjured a couple of stinging follow-ups targeting Obama. Had she come to be a pro and not a partisan?  Oops Crowley joined Obama in the big lie - Obama did NOT, repeat, NOT say the ambassador death was an act of terror.

Romney wasn't markedly different than the first debate.   The venture capitalist turned politician repeated why he wants to be president - to make jobs.  Romney pounded Obama's record and asked rhetorically whether Obama wanted to stick to his big lie about Benghazi.  Obama said to check the transcript.  We did, Obama lied.

The two men circled each other across the floor, gesturing angrily with facial twists and fingers pointed.  Crowley interrupted the flow checking Romney without reason and allowing Obama to interrupt Romney 30:1 times.  And reminded viewers about her liberal bias and willingness to be an ally to the embattled Obama.

Since Obama got louder, angrier, and more physical his 'bots' will insist he won.  But Obama didn't convince the independent voters to ignore his record and reelect him, so he lost.  After all the whole purpose of these debates are to go after the critical undecided independents.

And so it goes.  The polls will poll and the pundits will prattle - but twenty days and two-hundred million votes from now only one man will be standing.  And that's how it's always been.

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Warning: Crimean-Congo Fever Kills First Human

Mankind will be wiped out by nature herself.

The newest virus symptoms are the same as flu.  Sudden intense headache, high fever, joint pain, stomach pain and vomiting - just like when you binge-drank your brain into oatmeal pancakes at parties as a teen.

But this is no party hangover. Crimean-Congo Viral Hemorrhagic Fever is fatal. The first guy in Britain to get the thing just died. He was bitten by a tick while visiting a relative in Afghanistan.

Professor John Oxford from University of London is a world authority on epidemics.  He warns there will be an animal-originated pandemic with worldwide scourge force in the next five years. And it will kill millions.

Not news, but the clock is ticking.  More and more ferocious viral and bacterial infections are brewing in animals and jumping the barrier to humans.  And those under 30 will die first. Why? An immune system response called ‘cytokine storm.' The younger have strong immune systems that will react too fast to the invader and literally cook them to death.

Not much of a consolation is it...  So the question on doomsday pandemic is not if, but when, and when is less than a decade away. 

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Babbling Joe Biden Blows Debate

The 'Clash in Kentucky' proved just how deeply senile and immature Joe 'one ball' Biden is in real life.

in contrast Ryan showed how patient, sharp, fact-filled, and funny he is.

The 90 minutes was filled cringing as Biden vomited in his own mouth.  The old man wasn't funny.  In fact, he didn't show up to debate.

The snarling, capped tooth, scared dog spin machine was let out in full force. Biden bullied, interrupted, spun, lied, finger waved and smirked his way through the night.

As one writer put it, Biden's behavior mimicked the entire Obama/Biden tenure in office.  In the end, Biden's 'show', and the biased host sitting idly by while he carried out his antics made the whole thing more a spectacle than an exercise in providing voters with information.

Checking with Biden before the debate might have saved air-time since bloviating Joe was not showing up to defend or explain his record it became quickly clear.

Ryan had to fight through the interruptions to get out the positions Romney/Ryan are offering.

Voters will just need to decide for themselves whether Obama/Biden's record is worth rewarding the pair with another term.

After all, Biden proved no one else could be worse, this guy should have stayed in the Senate.  But most of us already knew that.

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California Gas Gouging Greenbacks

WTF is happening to gas prices in California?  Gas has spiked a buck in a week and now hovers over $5 for regular - a pair of records breached in the last two days alone.

Why?

The pundits, pontificators, prattlers and pawns come a running when stuff like this happens.  But none of them have the causes correctly cornered.

The brutal truth is California cuts their own throats every chance they get.  Under an attorney general in California refineries were being sued and shutdown between 2007 and 2011 - his name was Jerry Brown!

California hates oil, nuclear power, and just about anything that keeps things running smoothly.  And from time to time, like now, they pay a big price for their idiocy.  What's extra fun is how the goofs can't figure out why all of this is going on.  Talking heads are blaming a couple of refinery fires, laughing.

California is special all right.  After decades of so-called environmental activism the state has put themselves into a fragile and dangerous predicament.  Gasoline in California is blended in a particular way just for them - so when supply gets tight they have no where else to turn.

Californians always pay the nations highest for their fuel in large part because they actually ship their own oil to Japan to be refined, then have it shipped back in a 'special blend' gasoline.  The costs are ludicrous of course - all avoidable.

Have fun California, frankly, no one outside your state feels one ounce of pity for you.  You do it to yourselves!

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Where did 7.8% come from? Out of the proverbial ass of US Labor Secretary Hilda Solis?

The Labor department 'art' in determining a jobless rate is so tattered and revisions so common all credibility has been lost.

Less than 50% of the workforce has a full time job. Counting part-time workers you still only get to 62.3% and suddenly a 3-tick drop in one month in the jobs rate!

The real jobless rate is stubbornly closer to 12% when adding back workers leaving the workforce due to lack of jobs.

The current jobs report shows a meager 114,000 jobs created less than half what's needed just to break even.  Taken alone the jobless rate would have risen back to 8.2%.

Hilda is serving horse-shit in a seven-layer salad folks.  And Obama is lurking in the alley snickering. So where does Hilda get the ingredients to brew her tale of magic jobs recovery?

Solis appeared on CNBC this morning anticipating the expected push-back from this crazy report.  She contended 90,000 private sector jobs were found suddenly.  And an alleged 600,000 part-time jobs were part of a massive three-month 'revision' piled on the mess.   Worse, Solis characterized as private sector jobs a 91,000 increase in government jobs.   The numbers are such a jumble that even the left-leaning media hobbits at CNBC can't even figure them out.

CNBC told Solis the investor audience doesn't buy the numbers.  Solis retorts 'You know, I'm insulted when I hear that because we have a very professional, civil service organization...it's really ludicrous to hear that kind of statement...'

What's that smell that smells?  The pungent odor of corruption and snarkingly obvious timing to get a critical number no one buys 31 days out?  Maybe...

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Romney's Rumble In The Rockies

The debate, the debate, Obama's presidency for a debate...

Obama muttered arrogantly a few days ago he didn't have time to prepare for the debate.  It showed.  And today the left-wingers are kinda pissie - even more than usual.

The Hollywood celebrabots were busy tweeting their own version of 'vomiting on your shoes' using Twitter.  Here are a few gems.

Bette Midler throws in towel for 2012 opening a campaign for Gore in 2016: 'Gore 2016!!!!!'

Al Gore rising with the warm air angle says Obama was affected by the altitude in Denver.

Bill Maher stating the obvious (remember he blew $1m on Ohouseboy):  'i can’t believe i’m saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter'

Samuel L Jackson is black, racist, cult-like in denial:  'What Really happened tonite?! NOBODY changed who they’re voting for!! NOBODY!!!'

James Carville always sprite with his southern verstion of reality:  'Romney came with a chainsaw'

Michael Moore brings his usual sarcasm:  'Michael Moore: 'This is what happens when u pick John Kerry as your debate coach'

Finally the rapper Lil Jon offers his cogent, concise, convictive, crackerjack calculation in the tweet:
Lil Jon curse

Obama Sending Volts Not Guards To Embassies

The ambassador killing in Libya is symbolic of Obama's mishandling of the Middle East.  A slowly building sense of outrage is emerging as we all learn how Obama is manifesting his dangerous view that Islamo-Fascists can be reasoned with, even appeased.

Romney spanked Obama resoundingly in last nites Denver debate.

Obama started to sputter 'corporate welfare' nonsense on oil subsidies.  Romney quickly pinpointed Obama's double standard regarding 'green energy' give-a-ways.

Obama has blown $100 billion bucks on a dozen bankrupt green companies.  Most often Obama's political pals are recipients of much of that cash given their connections to failures like Solyndra, Fisker and Evergreen Technology.

But the central symbol of Obama's failed green push is the GM Volt.  By any standard the Volt is an epic automotive failure.  Obama has both propped up the mother company and wasting billions more taxpayer cash buying Volts himself.

Under Leon Panetta the Pentagon has ordered 1,500 Chevy Volts as part of the DoD 'green initiatives' program. There is a DoD green initiatives program? Yep. And while Obama is slashing both DoD spending and Embassy security funding Volts are being sent to Embassies instead of Marines and guards.

Anyone wanna bet the dead Ambassador would have chosen a few Marine guards over a Chevy Volt?

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