Woman Arrested After Watching Wedding Crashers

Jaymee Cruz, 31, was arrested on felony counts of distributing noxious or deleterious food.   She told the cops she got the idea after watching Wedding Crashers.

Jaymee wanted to get sole-custody of a kid she had with her fiance.   So she dumped a bottle of Visine in his soda to disable him long enough to kidnap the kid and presumably, somehow that would lead to a custody hearing in her favor.

Remember Vince Vaughn squirting Visine into Bradley Cooper’s coffee? Cooper spent the rest of the movie strapped to a toilet evacuating nuclear powered diarrhea...

So now Jayme gets a court date and loses her kid.  Thanks alot Vince.

Man Tells Cop Coke On Nose Not His

Fabricio Tueros Jimenez, 20 was busted in Florida at a traffic stop with 250 grams of marijuana, 13 Xanax pills, and his nose covered in cocaine.

Jiminez swore he never saw the drugs before and adamantly insisted the white powder all over his nose was also someone else's...

Jimenez’s schnoz was swabbed, surprise!  Tested positive for coke. The cops searched his body, surprise!  A LOT more coke was found.

Looks like Fabricio got some 'splain'n in court to do now.