Harvard published fresh research in the European Urology journal. The study followed 32,000 men and their prostates. The fun part? Chocking the chicken lowers cancer risk by up to 33 percent!
This translates into 21 ejaculations per month or 252 penis pops per annum.
Apparently toxin build-up inside the walnut sized organ is the culprit. So lack-o-nookie produces the ponderous prognosis in men where 30 percent by age 50 have prostate cancer and 100 percent by 80 are scourged.
So get in there guys and get going. And if the wife objects give her the good news...it's her everyday or or get out of the way.
The Christian Defense League of Texas alerted DHS about a new weapon the LGBTQ community has developed to turn vigorous straight guys into raging homoerotics.
The ATF has seized a mini-crossbow which fires a toothpick sized dart. The CDC's genetic-predisposition division says the puissance and potency of the darts are palpable.
The CDC says the symptomology include strong guilt-ridden memories of heinous gay acts and worse. The victims germinate a ghastly gaydar and become inescapably drawn to gay bars, parades and bathouses. Some were even picked-up prowling laundermats hunting for women's underwear.
The ACLU, ATF, BLM, CDC, CDL, DOD, DOJ, EPA, FEMA, FBI, ICE and IRS are asking for your help. If you see someone acting queerly call a cop immediately.
The straight you save may be yourself...so far there is no known cure.
After decades of pulpiteering spurious prophecy snake oiler Al Gore is flaming out. So what's the shyster to do?
Gore's doubling down on his film "Inconvenient Truth" and releasing “An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power.”
Gore pronounces, “God intends for us to take responsibility for how we treat God’s
creation...the consequences are attributable to
us...I think God
intends for us to open our eyes and take responsibility for the moral
consequences of our actions.”
Gore the Holy Crusader for Climate Change! Al's hubris reaches it's full efflorescence zenith.
Mattel says sales slides force Ken & Barbie to change.
Ignoring the anachronistic names Ken and Barbie as the possible culprits the company is instead remaking dolls in THEIR version of customer's image.
Last year Barbie showed up fat, svelt and somewhere in between topped with blond, red, blue and Afro style hair.
Yesterday Ken showed up the same strange way.
Ken now ranges from the corpulent, bespectacled Michael Moore model to the oddly inappropriate Jihadi version complete with suicide bomb and AK47. Oh and lets not leave out the man-bunned ambiguously gendered tranny model too.
So will the little girls (and gender confused boys) go for the new lines? Or will the two dolls and the kids that buy them get replaced by androids in the end? Stay tuned.
Leftists came up with 'safe spaces' to suppress free speech. And soon after coined 'rape culture' to demonize white males.
The two concepts came together when a Brooklyn coffee shop mounted a humorous bathroom sign, left.
'How is anyone supposed to feel safe?' wrote Instagram
user arteye. 'You're normalizing rape culture and sexual assault
against women or any person who would be bothered by someone peeking in
on them in the bathroom."
Clever Roast owner Luca Tesconi says, 'I like to make jokes, so I googled funny bathroom signs.'
Wife Nadia Tesconi suspects the much-ado-doo-about-nothing kicked-off when a customer got upset laptops are not allowed during busy times.
But after death threats started the Tesconi's took the sign down. And oh yea, laptops are still not allowed during busy times.
Monday a Louisiana Walmart security camera recorded 33-year-old Shaniqua Johnson shoving sausages under her shirt and then bolting for the bathroom.
The security guard knocked on her stall door and after no response swung it open and gazed upon a scene he said would “haunt his dreams forever.”
Yes. You guessed it. Shaniqua was ramming Jimmy Dean sausage into her nether region with furious pace and abandon. The guard complained, “she didn’t even stop...she just stared at me and kept going.”
Given Shaniqua's size and raw indifference to discovery the little 140 lb security guy got scared and ran for help. Some seven cops were needed to wrestle the sausage and Shaniqua to the ground. Shaniqua faces beefs of shoplifting, indecent exposure, and resisting arrest.
Walmart stated they "do not tolerate this type of behavior" and point to bathroom signs clearly warning "no merchandise is allowed beyond this point."
But Shaniqua's solo saunterings prolly justify adding something about auto-erotica to the signs. That or shed cigar shaped comestibles from the meat department.
PETA has a new video belching, “Did you know that milk has long been a symbol used by white supremacists?” The screw-loose-leftists insist milk is the neo-Nazi drink of choice and has “long
been” a symbol used by white supremacist groups as a “thinly veiled
allegory for racial purity.”
But the milk and cookies don't stop with the PETA pukes. On April 8th the toad-in-chief at Mother Jones, Clara Jeffrey tweeted, "That the missiles are called tomahawks must enrage a lot of Native Americans."
Clara got scalped trying to co-opt American Indians and what they might like or dislike.
Hitler preferred meth to milk. And the Indians have bigger issues than military names for missiles but then what else do left-wing goof have going?
California Dept of Public Health issued a March 31st dire alarm warning two invasive (non-native) mosquito species named Aedes aegypti (the yellow fever mosquito) and Aedes albopictus (the Asian tiger mosquito) are breeding like wildfire in 10 counties (160 cities).
These are the Zika, dengue, chikungunya and yellow fever mosquitoes.
The CDC suspects the century-record rains in the sinking state combined with large existing populations of these dangerous disease vectors will lead to a world-wide pandemic on a scale equal to or exceeding the 1957 Asian flu pandemic.
Thanks again Jerry 'Bonehead' Brown and your merry band of deleterious Democrat Party dolts.
North Korea may detonate a nuclear bomb in a US harbor using a freighter instead of a missile.
James Woolsey, ex director of CIAtold congress, "...an
atomic bomb hidden on a freighter sailing under a false flag into a
U.S. port, or...fly a nuclear 9/11 suicide
mission across the unprotected border with Mexico [would put] New York, New Orleans, Los
Angeles, and San Francisco, San Diego, Phoenix, Austin, and Santa Fe...at risk."
Woolsey added, "A Hiroshima-type A-Bomb yielding 10-kilotons...would cause about 200,000 casualties..."
Worse? North Korea may even have a Hydrogen bomb. Such a bomb would kill millions.