White Man Robs Casino In Black Face

Cameron James Kennedy, 26, allegedly armed-robbed the New York-New York Casino on the Vegas Strip.

Kennedy was under house arrest for a pair of prior bank robberies but apparently cut off his GPS monitoring bracelet to do the new robbery.

“I want all your hundreds, and don’t mess around,” Kennedy commanded.  The perp scooped-up $23,000 and made his get-a-way in a taxi.

Cameron cleverly smeared black makeup on his face and wore a pair of glasses in an attempt to conceal his true identity...but no cigar...he was later spotted by witnesses.

Kennedy has finally earned the chance to room with a REAL black guy in a Nevada prison cell.  Oh joy.

Study: Women With Makeup Make Poor Leaders

Abertay University has troubling news for women who wear makeup.

Women once deemed women with makeup as dominant but now see them as competing for men's attention.  

Men once saw women with makeup as prestigious but now see them as promiscuous.

Participants say the painted lady is flaunting sexuality, weak in character and possessing poor leadership qualities.

Bad news for Estee Lauder and Max Factor.   But possibly better news for man-hating feminists who long ago gave up lip stick, lady-wear and any pretense of femininity.

Parents Waterboard Daughter

Malisa (left) and Dion Stevens, of Aliquippa, PA, allegedly waterboarded their daughter as a form of punishment.

Police report the girl had her hands tied behind her back, rags shoved into her mouth and taped into a chair using packing tape.  Once secured water was poured over her face muffling her screams and stopping her breathing.

The couple told police they got the idea from a movie.

Malisa and Dion plead guilty to a felony count of endangering the welfare of a child and will spend the next seven years on probation.   They may get their daughter back, but only under strict supervision.

 Hopefully the two will limit their movie watching to Disney flicks in the future.

Oakland Coffee Shop Refuses To Serve Cops

Oakland is home to homeless, illegals and left-wingers that protect and defend them...but the city also has a love-hate relationship with their own police force.

Hasta Muerte Coffee, an employee-owned co-op, will not serve any cop: "We have a policy of asking police to leave for the physical and emotional safety of our customers and ourselves."

Recently the Hasta Muerte crew even refused to serve a sergeant in uniform who is also the president of the Latino Police Officers Association of Alameda County.

The Oakland Police Officers Association sent the shop a letter asking to open a dialogue about its policy.  But why bother?  Let's just wish them an armed robbery as a reward, instead.

Sex Frequency Facts

Fastidious sex is synonymous with bliss.  So how often is often enough?

EdenFantasys surveyed 2,000 adults.

The average couple bumps uglies 9 times (69 minutes) each month, or 108 times (60 hours) per annum.

But what about the frenetic and the fallowed?

An astonishing 3% said 30 times a month barely butters the bread.  Yet a grim 12% said they were lucky to release the Kraken even once a month!

Dropping behind?  Get a stopwatch and get busy folks, it's not too late.

Pelosi: Politicians Can Learn From Drag Queens

Nancy Pelosi is the gift that keeps on giving...if you are the GOP. 

When Trump's tax cuts became law Nancy pounced onto the podium to re-expose herself as an incontinent elitist.   She characterized the tax cuts as “crumbs.”  But after being roundly chastised admitted “we are thankful whenever workers get bonuses.” 

Gaffing Nancy rushed next to make an appearance on "RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars."  The venue seemed to titillate her in an extra special way.   Surrounded by men dressed as women Nancy got giddy and pronounce that politicians could learn a thing or two from drag queens.

The reference is a mystery. 

But we understand where she's sinking into...a dark, confused,  befuddled, infantile, doddering, senescent place pampered people who over-stay their welcome permeate.

State To Tax Online Porn

It took state governments years to nail the sales tax windfall in online shopping.  But that tax potential pales compared to the real 'killer app' online.  Porn.

Rhode Island may be first to crush the carnal cravings of it's residents by charging the voyeurs $20 bucks per peep.


By squeezing online providers.  And if they refuse the offer they can't refuse they too will get spanked with a $500 fine for each piece of content reported and not blocked.

And we all thought government were the good guys, right?

YouTube, Google, Twitter and Facebook Fascism

By now it's clear the monopolistic media giants are engaged in purging conservative content. 

Twitter suspends user for calling Maxine Waters ‘crazy old lying lunatic in a bad wig’

YouTube Terminates Account of Conservative Blog InfoWars.
Facebook Purges Top Conservative Sites
Google Blocks Gun Shopping Searches

So why care?  Because left-wing tech companies purvey power that can and will cripple the freedoms we enjoy in the United States.   Isn't it time they become regulated like television, radio and the mails?

Texas To Build Police Substation On School Campus

The city of Keller and the town of Westlake near Ft Worth Texas were already collaborating on a novel approach to school safety before the Florida school failure took center stage this week.

Westlake Academy is a world-class charter school with a sprawling corporate like campus. And the town of Westlake gets police protection from the city of Keller.

Keller Police Chief Michael Wilson said the now under construction police substation in one of the Westlake Academy buildings will solve the dual problems of providing protection for both students and the town.

Sounds like a solid solution.  Oh wait, Democrats insist on gun-free zones, gun grabbing, arm-waving and posturing..nevermind.

School Shooting Triggers Teacher Gun Training

Sheriff Richard Jones in Buttler Co., Ohio is offering free concealed carry weapons training for the first 50 teachers who sign-up.   

Astonishingly over 250 teachers scrambled to get in within 24 hours so the classes have to be expanded.

Jones says the instruction will train teachers how to respond to armed attackers.  But also reiterated for teachers to carry on a given campus the school board must give permission. 

Arming school staff is the correct solution.  But the pleasant surprise is finding teachers who are actually interested in taking real action.

Democrats, of course are only interested in co-opting these tragedies for political gain.

Kenyon College Fomenting Racism

The "Whiteness Group" was recently founded at Kenyon College by student Juniper Cruz—a self-described “Queer Afro-Latinx Muslim.” 

Cruz says her group's rules are simple.  No white person can ask a person of color questions; white people must try to answer their questions for themselves. And no spreading rumors about what people say during the meetings.

Rachel Kessler, the chaplain of Kenyon College attended a meeting observing, “As white people, we can become paralyzed by our sense of shame for our racial privilege or by our fear of accidentally saying something problematic...”

Sounds a lot like a Nuremberg Nazi rally doesn't it folks?

Passenger Farting Downs Flight

A Transavia Airline flight from Dubai to Amsterdam reported "passengers on the rampage" forcing the aircraft down in Vienna.  

The 'rampage' referred to an elderly elephantine man who reportedly refused to reduce or halt incessant farting.

The force and frequency of the flatulence so aggravated the two Dutch passengers sitting next to him that a fist fight broke out.

Once on the ground officers boarded with dogs and escorted four off the plane;  the farter, the two men in adjoining seats and two sisters sitting across the isle.

Despite feigning innocence and forced to find other flights all were banned from any future travel on the airline.  Even the flatulent brobdingnagian.

Top Ten Most Autocratic Colleges

The Foundation for Individual Rights and Educations' top ten worst suppressors of first-amendment rights in 2017 are:

Rensselaer Polytechnic (Troy, N.Y.), Drexel U (Philly, Pa), Harvard U (Cambridge, Mass.), the entire Los Angeles Community College District, Fordham U (NY, N.Y.), Evergreen State (Olympia, Wa), Albion College (Albion, Mi), Northwestern U (Evanston, Ill.), UC Berkeley (Berkeley, Ca), and Texas State U (San Marcos, Tx.)

The once lauded birthplace of the free-speech movement, UC Berkeley, ironically permits left-wing fascist, ANTIFA to destroy school property and are openly hostile toward conservative speakers.

Homework: Draw Self As A Slave

Tonya Jennings' 12-year-old attends Four Points Middle School in Austin, Tx. 

Last week her daughter was given a homework assignment: Draw yourself as a slave, then color and write a visualization of what you see around you.

"There's nothing about slavery that I would want any child, regardless of color, to have to relive," says mom.

The goons at the school district defended the assignment.

To wit: The Texas Education Agency curriculum for seventh-grade history expects students to explain reasons for Texas’ involvement in the Civil War, including states' rights, slavery, sectionalism and tariffs.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article199757294.html#storylink=cpy

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article199757294.html#storylink=cpy

You know, because 153 years later the kids in Texas need to pay for the sins of Texans back in the day.

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Couple Sells All For Sailboat

Ever fantasize about selling all your crap and go live on a sailboat?  Sure...but most snap out of it after a single nights sleep.

Not Colorado couple Tanner Broadwell, his dog and Nikki Walsh.

Last year they hocked everything, including a car, to buy the 28 foot super-dinghy Lagniappe.   Nevermind neither of them had any knowledge or experience sailing.

On day two, in eight feet of water near the Florida shore, the boat hit a rock and sank.

"Everything I've worked for, everything I've owned since I was a child, I brought with me. It's just floating away and there's nothing I can do," Walsh whined.

Out of cash and out of luck, the couple said they're not giving up on the fantasy.
"The boat sank," Walsh says, "but our dreams didn't sink with the boat."


Cancer Cure, Finally?

Cancer is a broken cell process that results in dozens of diseases in humans. 

Medicine has long known that killing healthy cells along with cancer tumor cells (chemo-therapy) is a clumsy, inefficient and painful way to go. 

Immunotheraphy tries instead to 'wake up' the human immune system to go after rogue cells directly.   The effort is finally paying off.

Stanford has developed a binary vaccine that's killing 97% of metastasized tumors in mice. The results are so conclusive that the University has already started trials on human lymphoma patients.

#MeToo Backlash Brewing

#MeToo was born out of liberal Hollywood's Harvey Weinstein carnage. 

Claire Berlinski calls the #MeToo movement “a frenzied extrajudicial warlock hunt that does not pause to parse the difference between rape and stupidity” and “a classic moral panic, one that is ultimately as dangerous to women as to men.”

So now burgeons the blistering backlash.

Female staffers and lobbyists have found “many male legislators will no longer meet with them privately,” says lobbyist Jennifer Green.  “I’m getting the feeling that we’re going back 20 years as female professionals,” warns Green.

Silicon Valley has put the brakes on mixed gender travel and closed-door meetings between males and females.  So who suffers when segregation shuts the ladies out?  Take a guess....

Cell Phone Cancer, Again

You've heard it before now you're hearing it again.  

Exposure to radiofrequency radiation emitted from your cell phone causes cancer.

“The levels and duration of exposure to RFR [in rats] were much greater than what people experience...so these findings should not be directly extrapolated to human cell phone usage,” said NTP (US National Institutes of Health) senior scientist Dr. John Bucher.

Ah, so it's okay...only rat cancer, not people.  Remember tobacco?  Same, same...

Dog Bites Man, Man Bites Back, Man Arrested

New Hampshire police pursued a shooting suspect who eventually tried to hide under a pile of clothes to evade arrest.

Police dog Veda quickly found the perp and took a bite.  The man turned and grabbed Veda in a choke-hold and bit her back hard on the head.

Veda persisted and pinned the man down until human officers cuffed him.

The man was booked for resisting arrest, interfering with a police dog and assaulting an officer (Veda).

Veda has been cleared medically and returned to duty the next day.

Man Orders Burrito At Bank Drive-Thru

Douglas Francisco, 28, drove up to a Florida bank’s drive-thru window and promptly passed out.

The bank's manager called the cops.

Deputies found Mr Francisco slumped over the wheel with the engine still running.  So they pounded on his window until he looked up and tried to order a burrito.

Sure enough, the car contained Oxycodone and Xanax. 

But Doug also had prescriptions for the pharmaceuticals.  So the hungry junkie avoided more serious charges - just a simple BUI (banking under the influence).