UCLA Affirmative Action Bust

UCLA law professor Richard Sander is taking expected fire from the race industry after publishing findings that directly challenge the effectiveness of Affirmative Action.

“Because they [blacks] were given preference, they are not learning as fast as their peers, so they become discouraged with education and decide to flunk out,” Sander said.

Sanders also observes “with striking uniformity, university leaders view discussion of the mismatch problem as a threat to affirmative action and to racial peace on campuses, and therefore a subject to be avoided; they suppress data and even often ostracize faculty who attempt to point out the seriousness of mismatch.”

Again the left maliciously refuse to correct course despite inconvenient evidence to the contrary

California Disaster Week

While California is burning up and pushing Hepatitis infected poop off their sidewalks the Demotards busy.

Last week Jerry Brown signed a bill downgrading the crime of deliberately exposing a sexual partner to HIV from a felony to a misdemeanor.  Thus encouraging HIV infected animals to spread the disease.

Using the same pen, Brown also signed a bill making a crime of “willfully and repeatedly” not using a transgender's “preferred name or pronoun.”   Translated: if he (Frank) wants to be a she (Francine) you must refer to him (Frank) as her, she or ma'am (Francine).  The punishment ranges from hard jail time to a fine or both.

All this after just declaring themselves a sanctuary state in direct defiance of the Constitution and federal law.

Other lame-brained crap for 2017?  Single User Bathrooms, Hands Free Phones, Min Wage Hike $15, 2nd Amend Nullification Act, Cow Fart Ban, Legalizing Child Prostitution, Early Release of Rapists, Sex Traffickers and Armed Robbers, giving Felons the Vote.

Who governs like this...ask Brown and his buddies in Sacramento.

EMP Attack Will Kill 90% Of USA

Thanks to Clinton, Bush and Obama North Korea now has the ability to launch a nuke that can erase Honolulu, Los Angeles or San Francisco.

Kim Jong Un can also knock out the electrical grid with an EMP attack.

In Congressional today experts said a high-altitude nuclear explosion "could shut down the U.S. electric power grid for an indefinite period, leading to the death within a year of up to 90 percent of all Americans."

How did we get here?  Ask voters who elected Democrats and the RINO GOP.  This is on them, and if Trump does not act, on the rest of us too.

70% Fear Robot Takeover

Pew Research surveyed 4000 adults.  An astonishing 72% are very or somewhat worried about AI driven machines taking over their world.

“People are not buying...being on the roads with [driverless cars]...”

Respondents also oppose robots making decisions regarding jobs, investments, prison parole, and bank loans despite the technology already pervasive.

There's a split between white and blue collar workers.  Professionals see no threat to their future but the working class see their jobs disappearing. See some here.

All surveyed think the gap between rich and poor will widen as intelligent machines replace humans.

40% Of Adults Sleep With A Teddy Bear

Build-A-Bear Workshop surveyed 2000 adults.

An astonishing 56% still have stuffed animals from childhood .  Some 40% sleep with a Teddy Bear.  And an estimated 80% of college kids brought their bears to school.

Explains why the country is full of cry baby snowflakes.  And why colleges crack down on free speech and make 'safe spaces' for them to hide.

Wife Lops Off Golf Hubby's Penis

Some guys turn their wives into golf widows while chasing the ever elusive single digit handicap.

South Korean Mrs. Kim, 50 says her husband spends too much time playing golf and never gives her any money.

Her solution?

She snipped off his dick while he slept and flushed it down the toilet.

Mrs. Kim wasn't arrested because the cops say they can't figure out her motive.  Her motive

Child Porn Defense: Blindness

Andrew Shaw, 44 is facing three charges of downloading and oogling underage child porn.

Shaw's lawyer opened with, “This is an unusual case as my client is registered blind. He has no sight in one eye and only a small amount in the other...his vision [prevents attaching] an age to images he downloads...”

The prosecutor says Shaw has been under investigation for over a year and the evidence will show Shaw is guilty of the crimes.

Despite the prosecution's prediction, Shaw was granted bail. Shaw’s next court date has not been set.

What's your verdict?

CA Opens Schools To Shooters

California is voting on Kevin McCarty’s (D-Sacto) repeal bill AB-424 which reverses a school district superintendent’s authority to allow campus conceal and carry for K-12 teachers.

The outcome will block teachers in public schools from defending themselves and students when a deranged shooter shows up.

Kids in California are doomed by the adults charged to protect them.   Got one of yours in one of their schools?

Racist Serial Killer Captured

Fredrick Demond Scott, 22 has been arrested in Kansas City after a massive man-hunt.   Scott is suspected in a five man killing spree that began last year.

His five victims were white men between ages 54 and 67.  All fatally shot, most from behind, in surprise attacks as they walked dogs, visited parks and, in one case, walked down a city street.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article170340652.html#storylink=cpy

Scott knew none of the men so why did he do it?  In 2014 Scott threatened to shoot up a school and “kill all white people,” according to court records.

Scott’s mother says her son doesn't hate white people.

Wonder why CNN and the other fake news outlets are ignoring the story?  Anyone?

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article170340652.html#storylink=cpy

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article170340652.html#storylink=cpy

Black Lives Matter Ten Demands

Ironically the current incarnation of the KKK are just a bunch of boy scouts compared to the hard-core haters in ANTIFA and Black Lives Matter.

Trump said as much after Charlottesville and left-wing fascists charged out to roast him and make more shrill calls for his impeachment.

Can blacks be racist?  Consider these from the list of Black Lives Matter head Chanelle Helm's demands:

1. Whites must give their homes and property to black people.
2. Whites who inherit property must give that to black people.
3. White developers must build housing and give it to black people for free.
4. Whites with large houses must let black people move in.
5. Whites leaving property to family must instead leave it to black people.

Laughable huh?  But then, that's how Lenin, Mao and Hitler started too, remember?

Fat People The New Negro

The left needs victims.

Which is why blacks are joined by lesbians, gays, transsexuals and college kids 'exposed' to conservative campus speakers allegedly harmed by angry white males.

Oregon State University just approved a course entitled “Fat Studies” which argues “weightism” is a civil rights issue.
The course concentrates on “body weight, shape, and size as an area of human difference subject to privilege and discrimination that intersects with other systems of oppression based on gender, race, class, age, sexual orientation, and ability.”

Presumably the eventual intent is to jail anyone making fun of a fat person, except another fat person of course.

How about that for a load of lard?

Tranny's Triple Switch

Tired of seemingly interminable tales of tawdry tranny trouble?  Too bad.

Ria Cooper was born a boy and became Britain's youngest sex-swap patient at fifteen.  But Ria hit a wall.  She twice attempted suicide after turning to drugs, was a victim of violent relationships and dabbled in prostitution.

So at eighteen Ria endured the unendurable transition back to gay male. 

Astonishingly after five years as a guy Ria says he/she/he wants to be a she again. 

Why?  Ria says, “I’d love a child of my own, I’d love to have a baby to cuddle and love and look after as they grow up. It’s not going to happen overnight, I know that. But I can dream can’t I?”

Well, don't feel too sorry for the surgery addict.  British taxpayers foot his/her/his/her bills thanks to their single-payer NHS system. 

You know, the system that's also bankrupt.   Wonder how that happened?

Penis Pasty Unsafe

Most know donning a condom (love glove) is like taking a shower with your socks on.  So some are turning to Jiftip.

The product is a kind of dick tip tarp.   The company says it's the way to “Feel your partner, Feel Freedom, Feel Safe.”

What's the catch?  For starters 99% of the yogurt slinger is still exposed to STDs.

And possibly worse?  It blocks and backfires the ejaculation shoving semen into your bladder (doctors call it retrograde ejaculation). 

In the infamous words of Bill Clinton, nice try Jiftip, but no cigar.

Hypochondriacs Live Longer

Neuroticists (including Hypochondriacs) are emotional shit houses filled with sadness, low self-esteem, anger, anxiety, feelings of guilt, and frustration. 

The neuroticist tries to compensate by being hostile and depressed.  And they often smoke, do drugs and drink themselves to death.

But somehow hypochondriacs manage to live longer because they obsess over every little tick and tingle and go to a doctor with both real and imagined illnesses.  At least that's the theory in a recent study.

Good news for the wacky worry warts but what about the rest of us driven into early graves thanks to their whining and gnashing of teeth?  Don't we get a study too?

Female Futzes Face To Dodge Debt

How far will one go to avoid paying personal debts?  Well, let's ask  59-year old Zhu Najuan from Wuhan, China.

Zhu was ordered by a court to pay a 25 million yuan ($3.71 million).  Her solution?

Hop a train using stolen identity and credit cards to Shenzhen and get her face re-arranged by a plastic surgeon.

"We were very surprised at the scene," the cops reported. "She looked in her thirties and was different from the photos we had."

Zhu was clever but not clever enough!  The cops had a before picture in hand and a sneaking suspicion in a city famous for plastic surgery a customer before picture may match...sure enough....

Erection Coffee Yanked From Shelves

The FDA says Bestherbs' Kopi Jantan Tradisional Herbs Coffee contains desmethyl carbodenafil, a drug similar to Viagra.

So Bestherbs pulled the product from production.

The desmethyl carbodenafil could interact with nitrates prescribed for men with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol or heart disease and lower blood pressure to dangerous levels.

So if you're good with a woodie from your morning coffee then ignore the warning.  Just remember your coworkers may not appreciate the brew's effect as much as you.

Son Of Cecil Slaughtered

Xanda was shot and killed just outside Hwange National Park - near the spot where lion dad Cecil was beheaded and skinned two years ago.

The hunt was legal since Xanda, Cecil's oldest cub ventured just beyond the park boundary.  So don't blame the hunters.

Blame the lions for ignoring park boundaries, right?

Harvard: Masturbation Cures Cancer

Finally a cure for cancer no one can refuse.

Harvard published fresh research in the European Urology journal.  The study followed 32,000 men and their prostates.  The fun part?  Chocking the chicken lowers cancer risk by up to 33 percent!

This translates into 21 ejaculations per month or 252 penis pops per annum.

Apparently toxin build-up inside the walnut sized organ is the culprit.  So lack-o-nookie produces the  ponderous prognosis in men where 30 percent by age 50 have prostate cancer and 100 percent by 80 are scourged. 

So get in there guys and get going.  And if the wife objects give her the good news...it's her everyday or or get out of the way.

Gay Crossbow Shoots Gay Dart

The Christian Defense League of Texas alerted DHS about a new weapon the LGBTQ community has developed to turn vigorous straight guys into raging homoerotics. 

The ATF has seized a mini-crossbow which fires a toothpick sized dart. The CDC's genetic-predisposition division says the puissance and potency of the darts are palpable.

The CDC says the symptomology include strong guilt-ridden memories of heinous gay acts and worse.  The victims germinate a ghastly gaydar and become inescapably drawn to gay bars, parades and bathouses.  Some were even picked-up prowling laundermats hunting for women's underwear.

The ACLU, ATF, BLM, CDC, CDL, DOD, DOJ, EPA, FEMA, FBI, ICE and IRS are asking for your help.  If you see someone acting queerly call a cop immediately.

The straight you save may be yourself...so far there is no known cure.

PETA: Beef Blocks Sex

“Meat and dairy clog your arteries and can lead to erectile dysfunction.” PETA's billboard blasts near downtown Dallas.

PETA VP Tracy Reiman said, “PETA’s cheeky billboard will have Dallas diners swapping that deadly date-night steak for a vibrant veggie burger in a heartbeat.”

Sure it will.  What's the real beef Tracy?  Confess.