Fat People The New Negro

The left needs victims.

Which is why blacks are joined by lesbians, gays, transsexuals and college kids 'exposed' to conservative campus speakers allegedly harmed by angry white males.

Oregon State University just approved a course entitled “Fat Studies” which argues “weightism” is a civil rights issue.
 
The course concentrates on “body weight, shape, and size as an area of human difference subject to privilege and discrimination that intersects with other systems of oppression based on gender, race, class, age, sexual orientation, and ability.”
 

Presumably the eventual intent is to jail anyone making fun of a fat person, except another fat person of course.
 

How about that for a load of lard?

Tranny's Triple Switch

Tired of seemingly interminable tales of tawdry tranny trouble?  Too bad.

Ria Cooper was born a boy and became Britain's youngest sex-swap patient at fifteen.  But Ria hit a wall.  She twice attempted suicide after turning to drugs, was a victim of violent relationships and dabbled in prostitution.

So at eighteen Ria endured the unendurable transition back to gay male. 

Astonishingly after five years as a guy Ria says he/she/he wants to be a she again. 

Why?  Ria says, “I’d love a child of my own, I’d love to have a baby to cuddle and love and look after as they grow up. It’s not going to happen overnight, I know that. But I can dream can’t I?”

Well, don't feel too sorry for the surgery addict.  British taxpayers foot his/her/his/her bills thanks to their single-payer NHS system. 

You know, the system that's also bankrupt.   Wonder how that happened?

Penis Pasty Unsafe

Most know donning a condom (love glove) is like taking a shower with your socks on.  So some are turning to Jiftip.

The product is a kind of dick tip tarp.   The company says it's the way to “Feel your partner, Feel Freedom, Feel Safe.”

What's the catch?  For starters 99% of the yogurt slinger is still exposed to STDs.

And possibly worse?  It blocks and backfires the ejaculation shoving semen into your bladder (doctors call it retrograde ejaculation). 

In the infamous words of Bill Clinton, nice try Jiftip, but no cigar.