Microaggression: Golf, Christmas, Shoes

Ya gotta pity college kids these days. They're being gouged by near extortion level costs and hafta wade through a swamp of whacky PC professors and fascist administrators to get a diploma.

The latest outrage are 'microaggressions' born from the addled mind of Harvard Psychiatrist Chester M. Pierce who coined the term to encompass insults he claimed whites inflict on blacks.

The University of North Carolina's list includes Christmas, golf, telling someone you “love their shoes”, admitting you “don’t know any LGBT people” and saying “husband and wife” instead of “partner and spouse.”

Where does this crap originate?  How about Faculty Programs Specialist Katie Turner who defines microaggression's as: “...commonplace daily verbal, behavioral, and environmental indignities...that communicate hostile, derogatory, or negative racial, gender, sexual orientation and religious slights...”.

Kill me now folks...I've been on the planet too long.

Robot Lawyer Beats Courts

Stanford student Joshua Browder, 19, developed a web site to go after parking tickets.

“I think the people getting parking tickets are the most vulnerable in society...” Joshua insists.

After 21 months DoNotPay has overturned a staggering 160,000 parking tickets in London and New York City, saving 'parking violators' over $4 million bucks.

Now Browder wants to teach his machine to deal with flight delay compensation and aid HIV folks.  Looks like the courts better robot-up quick or they're gonna get their clocks cleaned by this kid and his artificial lawyer.

Prison For Climate Change Skeptics

Democrat wonk Debbie Wasserman Schultz sullied the DNC platform with prison time for global warming skeptics.

The GOP says free speech protects opinions, “If it is possible to minimize the risks of climate change, then the same goes for exaggeration, if minimization is fraud, exaggeration is fraud.”

Democrats pee on the free speech angle whining Exxon disagreeing with the Obama regime over global warming is criminal, not casual.

This election is not just about who ya gonna call;  it's about the fascism and corruption of the left versus the reason and rationality of the right.

Killer Defeats Ankle Monitor

Remember the nefarious one armed man from the Fugitive?

Quincy Green was arrested in April on a weapon's charge and given home confinement.

Green was fitted with an ankle monitor by a leg a technician but the goof placed the device over a sock and on Green's prosthetic leg.

Once home Green simply swapped the monitored leg with a backup leg and pretty much did whatever he wanted.

On the night of May 19, after a night of heavy drinking at a nearby dive Green shot and killed Dana Hamilton.  The cops spotted Green on the surveillance video and pieced together the rest of the sordid story since the monitoring system showed Green never left the house - even during the murder!

Judge Spanks 2nd Grader For Gun

Joshua Welch, 7, was suspended from Anne Arundel Elementary in March 2013 after chewing a chunk of pastry into the shape of a gun and “[pretending] to fire it.”

Joshua's dad, B.J. Welch, asked a court to reverse the suspension and get his son's record expunged.  Astoundingly the circuit court judge upheld the suspension ruling Joshua’s actions were “disruptive.”

Now the kid has to go through his formative years with an idiotic, knee-jerk mar on his record.

Justice see the school administrators fired and Joshua handed another biscuit to replace the one they took from him.

Obama Forces Church Abortions

How low can the Obama regime go?  Apparently lower...

In 2014, California reclassified abortion as “basic health care” under Obamacare requiring everyone including churches to cover surgical abortions.

Yesterday Obama's HHS Office of Civil Rights said 'yes' to California abortions.

“This decision illustrates the far reaches of Obama’s radical pro-abortion ideology – forcing churches and communities of faith...to pay for a practice that dismembers and chemically poisons unborn children,” says Chris Smith, Co-Chair of the Bipartisan Congressional Pro-Life Caucus.

Obama says he's a Christian.  But then, Obama says lots of things that aren't true.

Marine Women Wash Out

Did you know Obama lowered the physical requirements to get into the Marine Corp so women can Semper Fi, Do or Die?

Despite the watered-down challenge just 6 out of 7 female recruits failed to do the pull-ups, ammunition-can lifts, 3-mile run and combat maneuvers required to get into combat.

And after three years of trying for the Marine's Infantry Officer Course (IOC) women are 0 for 29.

Why are Marines preparing for war with two boobs tied behind their backs?  Oh yea, Obama wants Islam to win...

Read more here: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/national-politics/article84983262.html#storylink=cpy

Mars Body Parts Factory

NASA is ready to colonize Mars.  Not new news. But what NASA plans to do to keep people alive on the Red Planet is new.

The agency is funding the Methuselah Foundation's New Organ Alliance to investigate how to get "metabolically-functional" human vascularized organ tissue that can be artificially controlled inside a laboratory.

Translated?  NASA wants to clone human body parts to keep colonists on Mars supplied with skin, kidneys, and thumbs.

Eventually, of course NASA wants to get to the nearest star system.  The closest with an Earth-like planet is a mere 14 light years or about 250 trillion miles away.   Today's space ships scoot at around 18,000 mph.  Pretty fast.   But even with enough fuel and sustaining that velocity the journey would take 1.6 million years.  Or twice as long as mankind has existed!

So how do we do it?  Well, first we have to go a LOT faster; like a quarter the speed of light.   And even then it would take 60 years.  We also need to bring a big sack of DNA to clone a colony of people.  And hope like hell it isn't already populated by a predator species like ourselves so we can gain a toehold before someone else shows up and try's the same thing...

Women Cause Climate Change

Iran's Imam Seyyed Youssef Tabatabi-nejad said, “My office has received photos of women next to the dry Zayandeh-rud River pictured as if they are in Europe..It is these sorts of acts that cause the river to dry up..."

Imam Seyyed also says “improper veiling” and “immoral and un-Islamic culture and promiscuity” are causing Climate Change (aka Global Warming).

In 2010, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, a senior Iranian cleric, said  “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.”

Why laugh?  Obama insists the Orlando Islamic terror slaughter is about guns ...the same crack-pot logic, right folks?

Naked Restaurant Rules

Restaurant chain “The Amrita” — Sanskrit for ‘immortality’ debuts in London in July.

But before making a reservation know you gotta be 18 to 60.  And no matter what age you can't be 33 pounds overweight or have a tattoo.

The Tokyo version will have a scale and samurai at the entrance ready to enforce weight limits.

Eating rules are several and simple: no gawking, touching, rubbing, sniffing, bumping, spitting, farting, food fingering, seat marking, pointing, waving, laughing, and "rising."  No cell phones at the table either.

The minimum meal ticket is $750 bucks.  Still, the wait list is a year long and thousands are sweating off pounds before risking shame at the door.

Woman Runs Over HIV Boyfriend

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.   Especially one told by her boyfriend he's HIV positive minutes AFTER their first session of swapping spit.

Misty Lee Wilke, 44, left, told the cops she had “recently become involved in a sexual relationship” with the victim.  She said she became "a little ticked" after he told her about the HIV.

The cops say Misty accelerated her 2012 Ford Mustang into the guy catapulting him high over the hood.  Wow.  Hate to see her really pissed.

Misty was jailed right after her indictment for attempted murder and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon (a car).

Hillary's Orlando Problem

Let there be no doubt where the blood trail leads.

Orlando shooter Omar Mateen worshiped almost daily at the Fort Pierce Islamic Center which was under investigation by both the FBI and DHS as early as 2011.   The center is suspected as having ties to the Islamic terrorist movement known as Tablighi Jamaal.

The investigation was halted under direct pressure from Hillary's State Dept. and Obama's DHS out of fear of offending Muslims.

At least 25% of Hillary's campaign coffers are filled with money from Muslim countries like Saudi Arabia.

Obama and Hillary aren't innocent bystanders playing politics with the dead.  They are directly to blame folks.

Not Man Not Woman

This story is a shot in the dark.   But don't shoot the messenger...shoot the message.

Last Friday Oregon Circuit Court Judge Amy Holmes Hehn legally changed 52-year-old Jamie Shupe's sex from "female" to "non-binary."

Nancy Haque with "Basic Rights Oregon" said the ruling is a "momentous day for genderqueer Oregonians...It's really exciting for the courts to actually recognize what we know to be true...some people don't identify as male or female."

"I was assigned male at birth due to biology," Shupe said. "I'm stuck with that for life...being non-binary allows me to [be] a mixture of both. I consider myself as a third sex."

But "non-binary" can't go on a drivers license.  And science has no "third sex" chromosome.  So there's that... 

Gays Slaughtered In Orlando

The FBI says it was the Islamic Terror attacker Omar Saddiqui Mateen born to Afghani parents in the USA.  Omar wearing a suicide vest cut down over 50 and wounded another 53 before being cut down himself.

The shooter was clearly after gays...could this be why?

The Husseini Islamic Center of Sanford, FL hosted Sheikh Farrokh Sekaleshfar who said in a 2013 speech regarding gays, “Death is the sentence.  We know there’s nothing to be embarrassed about this, death is the sentence … We have to have that compassion for people, with homosexuals, it’s the same, out of compassion, let’s get rid of them now.”

Obama is busy crafting his comments.  But don't expect much, remember, the first failure refuses to utter the words "Islamic Terror" let alone take any action to prevent it.

Canada Legalizes Bestiality

The Canadian Supreme Court has ruled sex acts between humans and animals are legal.

A father convicted of raping his daughters took his case to the high court because he says he wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.”   The man allegedly, “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”

The court agreed ruling 7 to 1 that humans having sexual contact with animals is legal provided there is no “penetration” in the act.

The court’s lone dissenter correctly notes the ruling will mean open season for the sexual exploitation of animals.

Imagine Hillary replacing Scalia with a liberal?  PETA?  Are you watching?

Parrot Spills Beans

Martin Duram is dead - murdered.  Wife Glenna Duram found laying next to him also shot.  The cops say murder and attempted suicide.

But Martin's parents say their son's African gray parrot "Bud" who "witnessed" the crime knows who did it.

Bud now belongs to Martin's ex-wife, Christina Keller.  She says Bud keeps repeating over and over in Martin's voice  "don't fucking shoot."   Adding, “I’m hearing two people in an intense argument. Two people that I know, voices that I recognize, It’s intense...”

Glenna recovered and says she's innocent.   But the cops have three separate suicide notes.   And Glenna has a parrot problem.

Food Stamp Rampage

The USDA estimates those on food stamps rose from 17 million in 2000 to over 47 million in 2014.  Almost 1 in 4 are on the program today and considering one has to be below the poverty line to qualify these statistics are extra grim.

Here we see crazed black woman trashing a store after her EBT card was refused.

Her behavior is not unique.  In 2013 Walmart stores in Philadelphia, Mississippi and Louisiana were looted and riots broke out after an accidental EBT shutdown resulted from systems testing.  

As usual, the grand ideal by government to help people results in millions of permanent poor who now demand the entitlements and have made sitting on the couch, smoking weed, and getting government cheese a career.

25% Can't Afford Cancer

The University of North Carolina reported to the American Society of Clinical Oncology more than 25% of cancer patients can’t get cancer and then afford to pay for treatment or meds.

The  Obamacare system is even more horrific with costs are spiking for all customers.  Remember, Obama said costs would go down but instead they are up 50% or more.

Reasons so many can't afford to get sick?  Inability to afford general household expenses, can't take time off of work and not enough money to get to the doctors’ offices.

So Obama didn't just screw the medical system, he also stuck a high-hard one into the economy too which is why we have new record rates of poverty, suicides, and people dying from treatable diseases.

Russian Penis Fight

Two men from the village of Nikolsk in the Urals were on a two-day blooter and talking smack when the older man blurted the ultimate challenge - my dick is bigger than your dick.

The two staggered over to a park with a measuring tape to test the assumption. Of course there could only be one. That's when the  sore loser grabbed and axe and whacked off the other guy's womb broom.

Both now sober...one's facing 8-years for the assault the other a listless life of sitting to pee.

Hillary's Vince Foster Redo

The Clinton's wanna move back to the White House but Hillary has some 'splain'n to do before she can get a housewarming gift.

FBI agents investigating the death of Bill Clinton's Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster concluded Hillary Clinton 'triggered' the teetering man's suicide when she attacked and humiliated him in public a week before he was found dead on a Potomac running trail.

For unknown reasons, special Whitewater council Ken Starr decided to conceal the FBI's findings on Vince Foster. And ever since the dangling details have festered a conspiracy theory.

As Trump has correctly noted, 'It's the one thing with her, whether it's Whitewater or whether it's Vince or whether it's Benghazi. It's always a mess with Hillary,'

The bodies are bobbling back to the surface, right Hillary?