Mr Cabrera's uncircumsized Mr Johannes is so long, heavy and unweildy the sad sack has been placed on disability. He says can't wear a uniform for work, run or even kneel to get things done.
So why not reduction surgery?
Roberto says a porn career is in his future, "I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there...I would...make a lot of money over there."
Trump's wall can't go up fast enough, folks.