Cockroach Milk Next Superfood?

Science says the Pacific Beetle cockroach of Hawaii which oozes non-dairy milk-like crystals power-packed with turd-loads of nutrients.

The study says,  “A single crystal is estimated to contain more than three times the energy of an equivalent mass of dairy milk.”

Two companies already have 'food' products containing the crap.

Africa's Gourmet Grubb says, “Think of Entomilk as a sustainable, nature-friendly, nutritious, lactose free, delicious, guilt-free dairy alternative of the future.”

Canada’s Entomo Farms says, “Yes, there will be people who think [insects] are icky or have a yuck factor, but the ingredients are so versatile.”

Sure...and so is eating a rack of roadkill but who's gonna go there?

Cops Taser Man Sexing Car

“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car, he was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”

Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton (Kansas) Police Department said the man did not obey police commands to cease and had to be zapped with a stun gun.

The man was later charged with misdemeanor lewd and lascivious behavior and a restraining order was issued on behalf of all parked and moving vehicles in the vicinity.