Tech CEOs Don't Hire Blacks, Hispanics or Women

Silicon Valley is built on white male entrepreneurial whiz-kiddery who prefer to hire Asian and Indian engineers and not blacks, Hispanics or women.

Did you think Zuckerberg's amnesty push was about Hispanics from South America?  Au contrar.

Mark Zuckerberg wants to double or even triple the number of H1-B visas and other guest-worker permits - and guess what the amnesty bill will have in it?

In fact all tech CEOs are after engineers from the only place on Earth minting them at a pace barely keeping up with demand - Japan, China, Taiwan and India.  And those engineers are only as good as the H1-B visa they must have before they can plant their rears behind a screen at Facebook, Twitter, Google, Yahoo, Oracle or any other Silicon Valley company.

Don't believe it?  How about this from a report compiled by the San Jose Mercury News:

...the combined work force of the top 10 largest companies—including Hewlett-Packard, Intel, Cisco Systems, eBay and AMD—shows the workforce grew by 16% between 1999 and 2005, the nearly non existent number of black workers dropped by 16% and Hispanic workers declined by 11%. By 2005, just 2,200 of the 30,000 valley based workers are black or Hispanic. The share of women also declined to 33%.

In other words, the tech industry is getting younger, whiter, and more male'd. Surprise!  After all the game is about profits - serious coin. And the Chinese don't do affirmative action or gender preferences, so why would Silicon Valley indulge in it? Well, if they wanna compete, they won't - and aren't.

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FoxNews Juan Williams' Wife Wants A Gun

Karma is a soulless bitch. But when she strikes a hypocrite with the same fervent ferocity as an innocent person the sting seems just a little satisfying.

Take the case of Juan Williams.  Juan is the token black liberal and Obama apologist over at FoxNews.  Juan's checklist of unsurprising stands include pro gun control, abortion, nanny state and anything Obama says or does.

Juan wandered off the FoxNews plantation a few days ago and took a mic at the Lars Larson show. Williams told the story about his wife who "went to the gas station" over the weekend to fuel her car. Juan whines, "while she's trying to put the credit card in some guy rushes by her, gets in the car and drives off with the damn car."

Tense, tragic, even a little inconvenient but the real fun part is what his wife said when she finally got home without the car. Williams said his wife blurted, "I wish I had a gun."

Remember this is the guy that taunted recently, 'Apparently, the heart of opposition to new gun regulations is in the white community. Yet white people face far less daily violence with guns.'

Okay, now what Juan? You still gonna play your little gun/race game? Or are you gonna man up and get your wife a gun?  Luckily for his wife the only thing the thief took this time was a car.  Next time the Williams' may lose a lot more...

Bill Maher: Democrats Are 'Obnoxious...PC Nazis'

Bill Maher unwittingly zapped his own this time.  And that's just a peachy-keene, thank-you very much kinda high-five hand-slap.

Maher thinks he's a satirist, but in reality he's just a turd on a cable show. Always straining to twist a knife into the back of his chosen enemy - the Republicans and Christians, we find Maher stepping on his own penis, instead.

Last Friday Maher contended Republicans only win elections by cheating. And oh yea, by tapping into people's 'hate' of 'obnoxious' liberals who are 'political correctness Nazis.'

While attempting to depict Republicans as inept players, Maher instead stumbled into a perfect indictment of liberals. Why would he do that? Because Maher is a liberal with an unconscious need to confess. That's right, Maher himself is an obnoxious, politically correct Nazi.

Maher is right, liberals are fascists oppressors employing Political Correctness in a Gestapo-like fashion in order to kill debate and corner those who disagree with them.

Don't believe it? Take a look at the Bundy and Sterling race outrage this week. The PC lynch mob is out with cap guns on hips and in full posse formation.

Death In A Port-A-Potty

The winter is still lingering for some.  In fact, the cold was so extreme the Great Lakes froze over entirely for the first time in centuries.  And the ice won't be fully melted before next year's onslaught arrives.

Many died, many more tested, a few broken.  But one guy didn't even make it to January.

An elderly man who was found frozen to death inside a portable toilet near a municipal boat launch outside Detroit's city limits was so badly decomposed authorities suspect he had been sitting there for at least five months.

The cops theorize the hapless victim was using the toilet as a way to defend against the stalking cold. Apparently the boating facility had been closed since last October and that's about when they think the guy took up residency in the toilet.

In any normal winter the idea may have worked out, but not during the once in a century winter of 2013-2014.   Looks like locking portable toilets and praying for global warming may be called for now.

Sarah Silverman's N-Word Confession

The profane Sarah Silverman was reminded Tuesday about her 2005 "Jesus is Magic" flop panned by critic A.O. Scott of the New York Times. Scott complained about the double standard liberals think they have regarding racism.

Silverman admitted Scott was right, "I agreed with everything he said, and of course that notion that ... well I can say the N-word because I'm liberal, and of course, I don't mean it and we can say it because we know, we don't mean it..."

Remember, Silverman is a clinically depressed, ankle-biting, frothing Obamabot who can't get through life without a big bottle of Zoloft in her purse. 

It would be swell if Silverman would just pandering for pity from the public.  Despite her contention that her liberal membership card entitles her to the free use of the n-word, you know because she 'don't mean it,' reasonable people know that's a load of horseshit.

Remember this gem from a couple of years ago?   'I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love. Jesus' words have become so perverted over time — it's been like a game of telephone. If he existed, Jesus would fuckin' kill himself.'

The Angle is pretty sure Silverman has that one wrong too.

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Burger King Has Camel Ride-Thru In Qatar

When in Rome or Qatar as the saying goes, do as the natives do.  So Burger King serves Whoppers at a camel ride-thru in Doha.

Hey, people don't wanna get off their camels anymore than a guy in Tokyo wants to get out of his Nissan Juke, or a guy in East LA wants to get out of his 57 Cheeby.

Hamad Al-Amari rode up to the order window on a camel he calls Jim . . . and ordered a Whopper with cheese, a mocha latte (or was it a bucket of Coke), and a basket of deep-fried scorpions (or was it big bag of fries).

The staff gleefully handed Hamad the food. Then Hamad steered Jim out of the parking lot and out into the dunes.

As rider and camel melted into the mirage of the desert noone could tell whether Hamad tossed a fry Jim's way or just hogged them all for himself.  Such is the plight of a camel.  Even one with a craving for fast food and a picnic blanket over his hump.

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Gay Marriage? How About Triple Lesbian Marriage...

Are people already slipping on the slippery slope of the changing definition of marriage?

Wasting no time in taking advantage of gay marriage in Massachusetts lesbians Doll, Kitten and Brynn were walked down the aisle accompanied by their respective dads in a marriage-style ceremony last August - a first.

And as an extra bonus are already expecting a daughter in July. Kitten, 27, got pregnant after an injection of some-young-guys sperm (no. he's not Chinese).

The newlywedsss say they plan to have three kids in all - a matched set, one for each bride. Apparently Kitten has been tapped to birth them all, a division of labor as it were.

Ah, so you finally wondered; is it legal? Well, kinda, sorta pull-my-finger, catch-a-lesbian-by-the-toe, legal. While Brynn and Kitten are legally married, Doll is 'handfasted' (not handfisted) to the other married couple under a conract crafted by an attorney.

So the threesome are about as married to each other as a laughing, crying, peeing, pooping, sneezing fit. Oh brother!

Now before you suck down that first cup of coffee today try to wrap your head around the future divorce and custody hearings...

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Paul Krugman Bashes Billionaires

Paul Robin Krugman proves the axiom that when one wanders off one's reservation one should remain silent or forever be judged a jackass.

And oh man when it comes to jackassery there are few equal to the pint-sized Princeton professor that could pass as a body double for the Travelocity gnome.

Krugman remains an enigma - an ignorable, stodgy left-wing toadie hell bent on insulting the country that birthed, nurtured, educated, fed and gave him his microphone.

The 'professor' ignores 'new money' and insist America has an oligarchy of wealthy. Calling the '1 percent' 'ugly' Krugman warns, “We’ve had a parade of billionaires whining about the incredible injustice that people are actually criticizing them. And then comparing anyone who criticizes them to the Nazis.”

Coincidentally just this week Krugman's 'boy' hosted the 'baby billionaire' of the left wing old money crowd - Rockefeller, Marriott and Hilton heirs. Officially these kids got the whitehouse invite allegedly to talk about the future of philanthropy but really Obama was doing a little party money whoring for future campaigns.  Carefully sidestepping the illegality of soliciting funds on federal property, of course.

Hypocrites like Krugman aren't talking about a billionaire's tax for Obama's billionaires kids.  Like the IRS targeting of conservative groups, certainly he means the tax would only apply to right-wing billionaires and their kids.

SCOTUS: Affirmative Action Dead

The US Supreme Court set itself up to be the grand arbiter, sort of the Solomon of the constitution back when James Madison was president. 

Since then SCOTUS is stuck in the middle of every brawl, battle, bar room fight, squabble and spitting and pissing contest Democrats and Republicans have engaged in before, during and since the Civil War.

The court is both loved and hated, revered and despised, aggrandized and blamed.  But hey, someone has to do it.

The court has literally split the baby in dozens of surprising since 1800.  Ten examples include,

1. Brown v. Board of Education (busing and forced segregation)
2. Roe v. Wade (how Planned Parenthood got it's teeth)
3. Miranda v. Arizona (giving bad guys another way to get a mistrial)
4. Marbury v. Madison (SCOTUS told James Madison 'whose your daddy')
5. District of Columbia v. Heller (yes Ms Feinstein guns are a right)
6. Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission (unions and corps same-same)
7. Plessy v. Ferguson (blacks equal under law, separate on the bus)
8. Bush v. Gore (537 votes for the win)
9. Lawrence v. Texas (gay decriminalization)
10. Dred Scott v. Sanford (1857 decision leading to civil war)

And today we have the eleventh surprise.  Affirmative Action DOA.  The 2006 Michigan law ending race-based college admissions has been upheld.   Now voters in all the states are free to end reverse discrimination.  Two wrongs (slavery and race preference) never made a right anyway, right? 

Guy Gets Slammer Peeing On The Alamo

Daniel Athens is a bonehead who will be spending every day for the next year and a half in a Texas State Jail (you don't get time off for kissing anyone's ass in state jail).

His crime?  Peeing on the Alamo.

The Alamo is technically a pile of crumbling limestone.  Except for withstanding car exhaust, the ferocious Texas sun, the ravages of time, wind, humidity, rain and people pawing at the structure urine is just about the worst thing the old walls should have to endure.  Pee is lousy with uranic acid, salt and a lot of other crud.

Pissing on the Alamo is not just destructive, it's sacrilegious, scurrilous, pecksniffian, putrefying and just plain wrong.  And wobbling drunk Andy Athens is paying big for perpetrating his pee.

Athens got six months shy of the standard sentence because the dickweed had an older charge that capped any sentence to eighteen-months.

The Alamo of course is irreplaceable, historic and fragile.  So that makes it an apparent public urinator's target in some twisted way.  Ozzie Osborne pulled out his pecker and sprayed the mission erected in 1718 back in 1982.  Ozzie got a lifetime ban from the city of San Antonio for that stunt.  But Ozzie cut a deal with the town ten years later, paid $10,000 to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas and got back in for a concert.

Oh yea, Danny also gets to pay $4,000 needed for the repairs - but the stain is still gonna leave a scar.  And let's face it who the hell cares about Danny Athens anyway?

13 Tax Deductions You Missed Yesterday

April 15th is the most hated day and for good reasons.

You are forced to face the wonton, wasteful, imperious, serpentine, oppressive, reckless, execrated, spitting, behemoth federal government who comes to carve their pound of flesh from your meager earnings.

So you guess you 'got er done' yesterday? Or did you get that sinking feeling you left some on the table as the slopped stamp slipped onto the envelope? Then hustling to beat the midnight deadline you got a speeding ticket on the way to the the post office?

The ticket adding a pinch more salt in the paper cut wounds all over your hands and arms pulling the jammed return from the printer.

Let's test your tax attorney IQ - here are 13 deduction you should've taken and are now finding out a day after the tax deadline you didn't even know existed:

1. You moved, great, did you take money off for moving your pet?
2. You took care of the ex-wife's dogs for a day, did you deduct that?
3. Blinded in a mine shaft explosion?  Did you deduct the cost and care of your seeing eye dog?
4. Pinched a nerve doing #47 of the Kama Sutra - did you deduct the chiropractor and acupuncture visits?
5. Remember the go0d old days when you got a deduction for having kids?  Now you can deduct for killing them. Yep deduct abortions.
6. Orthodontist prescribe clarinet for the overbite?  Zowie, deduction...
7. Take a job as a whaler in Alaska?  Bam, take $10K for ship repairs.
8. Pull a Justin Beiber doing 140 in your red Maserati on I-280 just outside of Palo Alto?  Deduct those lawyer fees baby.
9. Lose your hair in a mine shaft explosion? You guessed it, wigs are deductible - hair transplants nope.
10. Hit a deer speeding in I-280?  Deduct the deer carcass to feed hungry homeless in Palo Alto.
11. Had to hire someone to look after your kid?  Yep.  Deduction.
12. Bingo losses are deductible - you know, because it's gambling.
13. Breast cancer survivor?  Deduct the cost to put back what nature so cruelly took from you - this is probably the only fair one in the list.

How did you do?  What?  You missed these?  Maybe next year you'll get a pro to do your taxes.  Remember, a man who hires himself to do his taxes has a fool for a client.

Obama Fears DC Nuke More Than Putin

Obama says he fears a suitcase bomb going off in New York or DC more than he fears what Putin or Iran's Mullahs are up to, so what's going on? 

Live in DC or NYC? Then listen up.  You know, the kind of head between the knees and kiss your sweet ass good-bye kind-o-listening-up.  And lucky for you, there is - you guessed it - a study for that...

Lawrence Livermore Labs says,

1. The WORST thing you can do is get in a car and try to escape.

2. The BEST thing is to get inside a well-built apartment or office building, wait 60 minutes, walk (don't run) back to your house and stay there.

3. If your cell phone still works use it to find out whats going on.

4. Only a few thousand may die from the blast, if you aren't one of them do steps 1 thru 4, then skip to 5.

5. Penetrating trauma from broken glass is the most likely injury you will get so carry tweezers with you at all times.

There, feel better now?  If for once Obama gets this one thing right you're now officially prepared.  Pass this on then destroy your copy.

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Five Gene Mutations To Pandemic

Nature's race to wipe out humans with an H5N1 flu got a boost last week when virologists figured out just five gene mutations are left before the killer becomes airborne.

The cry flu wolf scenarios are nothing new, and the countdown is admittedly ghoulish but is there any bigger story than the inevitable demise of half the world's population from a pandemic flu?

It's the ultimate rubber necking story where you, the reader get to imagine for a few seconds whether you'll be the 'lucky' one to survive the great death.

The H5N1 virus was altered and sprayed into a ferret's nose, then the animal was placed in a special air-flow controlled cage with another healthy ferret who had not been exposed. When the sick ferret infected the healthy ferret they knew the virus was airborne.  For now, only in the lab.

The extra tense bonus question remains - can H5N1 put the last five genes into place on it's own in some filthy corner of China where chickens hang plucked and bleeding in the open air, dripping with sinew and flies?

Between the US Dollar collapsing, a dirty bomb set off by a terrorist, a nuke exchange and this flu is there any wonder why no one is sleeping these days?

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Viagra Flavored Ice Cream Hitting Party Circuit

Charlie Harry Franics' champagne flavored Viagra spiked ice cream didn't come from a wet dream.  And we're not sure who's gonna be smiling more, the licker or the lady that happens to be around when the stuff comes out of the freezer.

Charlie calls his concoction 'the Arousal' of course and confesses to taking two grueling days to develop the recipe. A labor of self-love as it were.

Charlie didn't make the one-off manhood medley for himself though, the 'order' came from an 'A-list' celebrity who had to have the Viagra spiked sherbet and a confidentiality agreement before plunking down his cash.

"It’s all very secretive, we’ve had to sign a confidentiality agreement so I can’t reveal the name of the client," said Charlie with an empty ice-cream container on his lap. "All I’m allowed to say is it was for a party and that they were very happy with the end result."

Looks like Charlie can expect a rise in business once people get their hands on the new product.

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Britain is way ahead of the USA in regard to decline; fraught with left-wing fascism and disdain for human life.  Britain today is almost like Nazi Germany, almost...

Cardiff University Students' Union wanted to ban pro-life demonstrations on campus despite pushback from Islamic, Catholic and Pro-Life societies, and some pro-abortion students.

The pro-abortion goons held a secret ballot and faild because they lacked the proper numbers in attendance.  Ironically, not because the majority in the room didn't want to bring the ban. The attempt crashed in essence because they didn't give sufficient notice to those they knew wouldn't agree with them.

Neil Addison, a lawyer specializing in religious freedom, said that students should take the union and university to court and apply for an injunction if the motion passes on a next try.

Addison said "This is another demonstration of the increasing tendency of student unions to adopt intolerant and totalitarian policies against views with which certain groups disagree. Universities should be bulwarks of free speech and debate but instead they are becoming increasingly intolerant and closed-minded."

How long before this comes to US shores? Not long the Angle bets.

Nevada's Fight To Name Mountain After Ronald Reagan

The federal government controls 90% of the land in Nevada.

Nevada is ground zero this week for yet another standoff between a Democrat run overbearing, forceful, armed federal government and the last rancher left in Clark County.  If the feds open fire on people in Bunkerville, NV over a phony land dispute, they can open fire on anyone for virtually anything.  So, stand by.

Nevada is home to Harry Reid and Dina Titus.  Both Democrats who've worked a scorched earth across the American landscape in the name of party politics.

So would it be a surprise to learn Harry Reid got a deal with the BLM to move turtles away from his land deals?  And that Dina Titus blocked effort to get a mountain named after the greatest president to yet sit in the oval office - Ronald Wilson Reagan?

Nevada's Chuck Muth of Citizen Outreach Foundation has been trying to get one of the peaks of Frenchman Mountain named after Ronald Reagan for years and has finally gotten Rep Joe Heck (R-NV) to write and pass a chunk of legislation okaying it.

Now it goes to the Democrat controlled Senate run by, you guessed it, Nevada's Harry Reid.  Given Reid's record of acting like a horse's ass can anyone guess whether Reid chooses partisanship over his home state?

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Rep. Elijah Cummings Linked To IRS Scandal

Elljah Cummings is the rough, surly, ball-fisted, loud mouth ranking senior Democrat on the House Committee On Oversight.

The committee has been trying to get to the bottom of the IRS targeting of conservatives groups scandal.  During the hearings Cummings has played devil's advocate often disrupting proceedings and oddly appearing to defend the IRS.

Recall the last meeting where Lois Lerner again defied congress prompting Cummings to get into a pissing contest with Chairman Darrell Issa and getting his mic turned off.

Soon after that exchange it was Issa and not Cummings the press sided with, you know, because Cummings is black, blah blah blah.

Guess what - it seems Elijah doth protest too much...  Turns out Cummings' staff contacted the IRS in August 2012 detailing their intent to investigate True the Vote themselves. 

The IRS harassment of True the Vote is central to the scandal.  The IRS demanded information on members, training material, software and meeting minutes. And never awarded them the same tax treatment as other 'liberal' groups.

It appears Cummings' staff was doing the same thing, and worse, the IRS may have passed private, protected taxpayer information to Cummings' staff.  Details Cummings failed to divulge when the investigation started.

In short, Cummings has a conflict of interest at a minimum. And possibly worse, since Lois Lerner is headed toward a criminal charge, Cummings and his staff got some 'splain'n to do too.

Remember the movie Casa Blanca?
Capt Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Capt Renault: Oh, thank you very much.

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Unions are archaic. Not because workers don't need pay raises and good benefits, but because the labor force is worldwide now and not a local issue.  And the world doesn't play 'fair.'

Unions always destroy the company and industries they infect.  Remember  when the USA made textiles, steel, autos and shoes?

The only way GM is still a union shop is because the Democrats are propping them up with taxpayer cash.  So is it a surprise to see the SEIU extorting customers and employers by turning to the use of government force?

CA Gov. Jerry Brown raised the state's min wage from $8 to $10.  And San Francisco raised that to $10.74.  But the SEIU wants more, a lot more.  The SEIU wrote the "Minimum Wage Act of 2014" in time for the November election which hikes the San Francisco's min wage to a record $15.

The crazy part?  Voters in SF support the idea!  Here comes the $20 hamburger folks.

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The US Navy has figured a way to 'crack' sea water breaking out hydrogen and C02 and then combine those elements into a liquid fuel that can power ships and aircraft.

The effect is to revolutionize the logistics of moving ships without the cumbersome and disruptive process of refueling at sea.  Plus it eliminates the necessity of carry tons of fuel onboard for the aircraft.

The only thing remaining is to scale the technology up and put the 'cracking' devices on ships. Should take about ten years.

The fuel looks, smells, tastes and is totally compatible with existing engines.  So that outta make the greenies happy right up to the point where they realize the seas get drained to make war now.

Pretty nifty, huh?

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Grantland Rice said, 'a wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.'

Listen up. This from the American Lung Association.

Marijuana from the 1960s is your grandpas childs play, man. Today delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol or THC has gone from 2.3% per gram to as high as 35% in medical marijuana.

Like tobacco smoke, marijuana contains 33 cancer-causing chemicals. And marijuana deposits four times as much tar into the lungs as ciggies. This due to doobies being un-filtered and more deeply inhaled than the coffin nails..

Marijuana produces convulsive coughing, phlegm production, wheezing, bronchitis, and increased risk of lung infection.

Marijuana impairs short-term memory and motor coordination; slows reaction time; alters mood, judgment and decision-making; and severe anxiety or loss of touch with reality. And weed stays in the body for weeks and has a cumulative effect on the brain.

Marijuana raises the heart rate 20-100% which can last up to 3 hours and put users at an increased risk of heart attack or push blood pressure to dangerous levels.

And those who've seen it in others know frequent users have poorer mental and physical health, relationship problems and do poorly in school and career (if they even manage to get into one).

Marijuana as bad or worse than cigarettes?   Hey, but it's so cool man...that's what ciggie smokers said back in the 1950s too, man.

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Someone should just make a list of 176,492 everyday items and study 4,729 people overusing each one 'till all of them are discovered to cause cancer.

It would save time and grief and finally put those already on the edge over the edge.

Dr David Conway, of the University of Glasgow Dental School, said people should stop using mouthwashes. 

Why? Because Dave says the products give you cancer.   The culprit? Alcohol.

Yes folks, alcohol is a major ingredient in mouthwash and when you swab the crud around in your mouth you bath your tissue in a carcinogen.

But the 27% by volume antiseptic may be a head-fake because some researchers think smokers and people with bleeding gums use mouthwash to hide the heartbreak of ash-tray mouth. So the booze may just be a smoking gun.

Hey, they once used cocaine in kids cough drops, so what's not to worry about?

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Irish Bomber Explodes Getting Daylight Savings Time Wrong

When it comes to explosives it would seem imperative to really make sure you know what you're doing wouldn't it?

Lately a series of uh-ohs keep cropping up among the guys who should know better than to be around when the 'thing' goes off....

An unidentified Irish bomber jumped from the wreckage of what was once a Volvo SUV “dripping in blood” on Sunday. Why did Sunday matter so much?

Because clocks in Ireland were turned ahead on Sunday night.

“It would appear that the bomber got his timings wrong. It could be a case where he didn’t put his watch forward on Sunday [at 1am] and the timer went off too soon,” local media reported.

Hobbling, confused, singed a good bit but not without cab fare, the guy jumped into a taxi and booked - we can only assume to get some iodine and bandages.

Cops are still looking for the guy - really, he shouldn't be that hard to spot. He'd be the goon with burnt clothes, gashes on his legs and arms, a Volvo logo imprinted on his ass, and the stark inability to tell the time.

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'White Privilege Conference' Burns Taxpayer Cash

Sounding more like a Nazi party rally than a teacher refresher the White Privilege Conference is in it's fifteenth year.  This year it took place in Madison, WI.

Though funded with taxpayer cash the gathering of so-called teaching professionals was closed to the public and the press. Wonder why?

Nick Novak of the MacIver Institute managed to sneak in and immediately found attendees being 'taught' white people are like 'alcoholics' with their racism. And that 'white people' will never be cured and will always be racists at heart.

The toad barking at the front of the room was Kim Radersma, a former high school English teacher in California. During the session, she told attendees, 'being a white person who does anti-racist work is like being an alcoholic...I will never be recovered by my alcoholism...'

Radersma is working toward a Ph. D., get this, in critical whiteness studies at Brock University in Ontario, Canada.

She challenged her audience with this gem, 'If you don't want to work for equity, get the fuck out of education.'

Isn't that special? And with taxpayer cash too. It's like paying someone to clean your windows and you come home to find them all broken-out instead. No need to look further why public education is in a ditch - Kim Raderssm and goons like her are why...

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Science: Running Leads To Early Death

All the goodies assumed to improve health are falling away one by one.  A month ago it was multivitamins, this week its running.

Dr. Matsumura of the Cardiovascular Research Institute at the Lehigh Valley Health Network crunched data from over 3,800 male and female runners. The majority under age 40 and averaged several miles a week on the roads running through several pairs of Nike running shoes.

The conclusion? More is not better. Runners are playing a kind of running Russian game of roulette.

Dr. James O’Keefe, director of preventive cardiology at the Mid-American Heart Institute, noted family history of heart disease and other genetically predisposed disorders did not explain the life-shortening effects of the running.

O’Keefe said there may simply be 'too much wear and tear,' and advised fanatics to switch to a slow the pace and reduce the time out to 2.5 hours about two to three times each week. A prescription for running?

Apparently wannabe marathon runners are literally killing themselves. Who knew?

FDA Bans Gay Tissue Donation

Forty-eight year old Rohn Neugebauer died suddenly from a heart attack in Pittsburgh, PA a week ago. Rohn was gay.

Ironically, the otherwise healthy Rohn and his partner had just held a fundraiser for the Center for Organ Recovery and Education (CORE) at their hair salon. Though there was no indication he would live just a few more weeks, Rohn signed the donor card happily.

But when Rohn's sister contacted CORE to arrange for parts delivery she was asked about her brothers sexual history. The question seemed odd but Rohn lived openly as a gay man so his sister told the truth.

The CDC says 'men who have had sex with another man in the preceding 5 years' should be excluded 'regardless of their HIV antibody test results'.

So the FDA bans tissue donation from homosexuals as a result. CORE refused Rohn's parts! And Rohn's sister is crying discrimination...

What do you think?

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