Lately a series of uh-ohs keep cropping up among the guys who should know better than to be around when the 'thing' goes off....
An unidentified Irish bomber jumped from the wreckage of what was once a Volvo SUV “dripping in blood” on Sunday. Why did Sunday matter so much?
Because clocks in Ireland were turned ahead on Sunday night.
“It would appear that the bomber got his timings wrong. It could be a case where he didn’t put his watch forward on Sunday [at 1am] and the timer went off too soon,” local media reported.
Hobbling, confused, singed a good bit but not without cab fare, the guy jumped into a taxi and booked - we can only assume to get some iodine and bandages.
Cops are still looking for the guy - really, he shouldn't be that hard to spot. He'd be the goon with burnt clothes, gashes on his legs and arms, a Volvo logo imprinted on his ass, and the stark inability to tell the time.
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