Jeff Dahmer's Killer Confesses

Jeffery Dahmer aka Milwaukee Cannibal was one of the most viscous serial killers in US history.

Dahmer raped, murdered and chopped-up seventeen men and boys. And was ultimately sentenced to fifteen life sentences in 1994.

In prison Dahmer had a personal prison guard protecting him. But one day he was left alone with killer, Christopher Scarver.   Scarver says he was 'disgusted' by Dahmers crimes and when the opportunity popped-up he crushed Dahmer's skull with a metal bar he got from the gym.

Scarver blames the prison food for his homicidal rage.  Apparently there's some kind of twisted pecking order among serial killers.

Fitting Room Sin Bins

Think a public toilet is tainted?  Try a fitting room...

Retail employees say sex, diaper changing, masturbation, and cross-dressing are routine in the cubicles. 

MensHealth.com says Victoria's Secret is the best place for sex, 'Sometimes they have love seats in there. Ask the saleswoman if you can go in to make sure you like what your girlfriend is trying on.'

Well, lets face it...people put the clothes back after pulling them over their genitals, so there's that too...

Baltimore Blacks Rupture

Baltimore is under siege after a switch-blade-wielding blackman Freddie Gray died in police custody.

So guess who lathered up the looters this time?

Malik Zulu Shabazz (Paris S. Lewis) a former chairman of the New Black Panther Party yelled at the mob, 'Shut it down if you want to! Shut it down!'   Shabazz, of course, isn't a Baltimore resident.
 
Wait, there's more.   Apparently the rioters cut an 'alliance' with local chapters of the Black Guerrilla Family, Bloods and Crips to 'take-out' law enforcement officers.

And  so far a over a dozen cops have been injured and part of the place is ablaze...this one is already ugly.

DNA Toothbrush Detector

How about a daily DNA check done by your toothbrush?

The tech will detect cancer, Alzheimer's, cystic fibrosis and thousands of other diseases and send the diagnostic back to your doctor via the Web.

How?  The magic comes from microchip nanopore sequencers which decode DNA and compare to genetic markers fingering disease.  Nanopore sequencers detect Ebola in West Africa already.

No.  You don't get charged for an office visit but a bad result could sure wreck your morning...

Virtual Reality Digs Up The Dead

Care to take a walk and have a talk with a dead relative?

Project Elysium, a new app from Paranormal Games is close to creating a virtual reality that can do exactly that...

The body part is no problem.  The trick is getting 'personality' inside the dead-guy-file.  To do that, the yet-to-be-departed must first partake in a personality capture and possibly expose a few family secrets in the process.

The same technology will eventually let movie-makers hire dead actors in the same way.  But would anyone still wanna pay to see Sylvester Stallone in Rocky XCIX in a hundred years?

Working Out Waste Of Time

A study by a team of British cardiologists 'bust the myth' that regular exercise tackles obesity.

The MDs say regular exercise helps with heart disease, dementia, some cancers and type II diabetes but does nothing to shed the pounds.

Dietary changes are required to lose the weight they contend.

The team suggests the junk food industry perpetrates the myth that spinning is the panacea in order to keep people buying their crap.

Maybe that's why McDonald's is closing eateries?

50 Myths Unmasked

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me: 

1. The Great Wall Of China is NOT visible from the moon
2. Most of your body heat does NOT escape through your head
3. Coffee is NOT a bean, it's a seed
4. Mt. Everest is higher than all mountains but NOT tallest
5. Peanuts are NOT a nut they are a Legume like a bean or pea
6. Sushi does NOT mean raw fish, it means 'sour taste'
7. The Bible does NOT mention an apple as the forbidden fruit
8. Toilets do NOT flush in opposite direction N v S hemisphere
9. We use 100% of the brain, NOT 10%
10. Bats are NOT blind
11. Bulls do NOT see red, only blue and yellow
12. Frankenstein was the name of the doctor, NOT the monster
13. Einstein was excellent in math and once wanted to teach the subject
14. Tomatoes are a fruit NOT a vegetable
15. Microwaves do NOT give you cancer...they're far to weak

Slow news day folks.  Enjoy.

Obama Has Official Food Taster

Adolf Hitler required the Reich to provide food tasters.
Obama does too.

Sen. Collins of Maine loaded up a soiree in the Lyndon B. Johnson Room off the Senate chamber and invited Barry to the feast.

But when Obama took his seat he couldn't lift a tidbit until his food taster arrived. Yep. You read it right, .

'Apparently he has...a taster, and I pointed out to him that we were all tasters for him, that if the food had been poisoned all of us would have keeled over,' Sen. Collins promised.

'He did look longingly at it and he remarked that we have far better food than he gets at the Whitehouse...' Collins noted.

But Barry didn't budge. He sat there like an idiot staring at the Maine lobster and blueberry pie like a barefoot depression kid.  Pathetic.

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World's Worst Baby Names

Unless you're a British monarch the name you get is pretty much pulled out of thin air.  And if you get lucky you won't end up being ridiculed by cruel classmates.

But suppose your parents are a pair of pranksters?  Like what happened to Moon Unit, Dweezil or Diva Muffin Zappa? 

Well it gets worse. Someone got  'Airwrecker' which is allegedly a mangling of 'Erica.'  C'mon folks, no access to a baby name book?

Other name curses:  Orgasm, Mazen, Obamaniqua, Boy Boy, Gennah Tyles, Lucifer, V'Lanta'la'mana'ma'nisha, and Sha'Nay Nay.

Poor kids, geez...

Blob Behind CA Drought

Like a Japanese horror movie a 'giant blob' of warm water off the West coast of the US may be the culprit behind California's worst ever drought.

As air passes over the warmer water heat is convected onshore driving air pressure higher and deflecting rain.

Dr Nick Bond, a climate scientist at the University of WA says the blob was not caused by global warming and may signal a weather shift for decades to come.

Isn't that special?

CA Death Row Full-Up

California refuses to execute it's killers.  So now the $100K a year per room death row hotel is full.  And with a newbie each month trying to check-in, what now?

Surprise, Jerry Brown wants more money to build more cells.

See, executing them would just make too much sense.  And save too much money.  Coin that could be used to lower taxes and fund schools.

State senator Loni Hancock (D-Berkeley) says, "California is in a Catch-22 situation. We are required by the Courts to address prison overcrowding and we are required by law to provide certain minimum conditions for housing death penalty inmates."

Hey Loni, Catch-22 is about airmen unfit to fly forced to fly anyway.  Sorta like Democrats unfit to manage but pretending to manage anyway?

Jerry Brown Shower Tsar

When it comes to crazy, California cannot be outdone.

In the heat of the longest drought in state history Gov. Jerry Brown's using executive powers to dictate the rules.

And the rules say people taking 'long' showers are to be monitored with smart meters and 'heavily' fined.  Farmers are poor though so they get a pass.

Did you know you're drinking your own pee if you haven't left the state yet? And who says how long a 'long' shower is anyway? 

'Bacon Rage' Customer Convicted

Shaneka Monique Torres, 30, was found guilty of firing a 9mm Glock into a Michigan McDonalds drive-thru window.  Shaneka got sizzling pissed after the bacon was left off her cheeseburger.

Police say,  “one shot was fired from the suspect vehicle, [at] head level, traveled through the window, across the dining room, and exited the restaurant through another window on the east side of the restaurant.”

Torres is gonna do two years in state lockup.  So get ready Shaneka, Michigan prisons don't have bacon on their whoop-ass menu, either.

Bomb Iran - The Musical

Obama's been playing golf in Florida this weekend - you know, because golf is more fun than stopping Iran's nukes.   And Frankenface Kerry is on the job anyway.

Speaker John Boehner says congress is gonna ignore the 'deal' and slap crippling sanctions on Iran instead...which sorta leaves Obama once again sitting in a golf cart with goose-shit on his face.

But we digress.

Is it really possible for Iran to behave once it has nuclear weapons?  Obama says so - anyone other than banged-up Harry Reid believe it? 

Today Iran unsurprisingly said it's gonna hang onto it's cache of weapons-grade enriched uranium.   And chanted, 'death to America, death to the Jews, death to the infidel' for the fourth time this week.

Obama's weak dealings with Iran will to removal the hard way.  See why Obama is a bigger threat to the world than Putin!

100K College Sex Workers

England begat the USA and the two have been separated by an ocean and a common language ever since...

So when 100,000 university students in Britain admitted to earning tuition fees by working in the sex industry one must wonder if college kids in the USA doing the same thing? 

The ‘Student Sex Work Project’ found 1 in 20 are stripping, erotic dancing, selling sex online and even hooking up with sugar daddies in a play-for-pay proviso.  Males more than females; many taking a job as a 'naked butler,' whatever that is...

So when your kid is parked at Princeton and isn't calling constantly for coin better ponder why Penelope...

Machines To Get Pet Humans

PayPal, Tesla and SpaceX founder Elon Musk says intelligent machines will turn people into 'pet Labradors'.

Musk is not alone. Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak, Steve Hawking and Noam Chomsky are also out with similar public statements.

Should we be afraid? Yes. Why?  Humans deem themselves superior to all other less intelligent creatures and either consume or keep them around as pets. 

Will such irony unfold? A species manufacturing it's master? Well, consider every weapon developed has been used. So no doubt super-intelligent machines will be allowed out of the box.

Likely the only way to keep up is to become The Borg, right?

Who Wants Woman On $20?

Susan Sarandon spends her no-longer-working-days hustling for the group 'Women on 20s.'  The singular mission being to remove and replace the war of 1812 hero, Andy Jackson with a female on the $20 buck bill.

Which one? No surprise half their list are former slaves and bus riders and the other half numskulls like Margaret Sanger the eugenicist and founder of Planned Parenthood.

The idea of a female on the currency isn't a bad idea.  The problem is finding one worthy.  Rather than a fleet of furtive rogues how about a few truly heroic women like:

1. Amelia Earhart - First woman to fly solo across the Atlantic matching Lindberg
2. Helen Keller - Born blind and deaf became lecturer, author, champion for rights of disabled.
3. Pocahontas - Saved Capt. John Smith saving the first colony and the USA itself.
4. Georgia O'Keeffe - Greatest female artist of the 20th century and respected worldwide.
5. Ayn Rand - Philosopher, founder of 'Objectivism' the core of higher human thought
6. Sandra Day O'Connor - First female US Supreme Court Justice
7. Elizabeth Blackwell - First female medical doctor in the USA.

Hey Suzie, don't kid yourself...the first female on the twenty won't be from your list and won't be Hitlery Clinton either. At least not in your confused lifetime.

Obama: ‘I Came Up with Health Care’

Obama hosted a bunch of five-year-old Kindergartners at a science fair held in the White House today.

While the kids were churning out their invention ideas one of the little girls asked Obama, 'What did you come up with?'

Without hesitation Obama spurted, 'You know, I came up with things like health care — it turned out OK...'

Far too young to know better the tiny tyke accepted his answer with a smile.  Sorta like Obama voters in general.

So let's take a look at Obama's 'invention' on it's fifth anniversay today:

1. Premiums Have Jumped 24.4% Higher Than Had ObamaCare Not Existed
2. 1232 Private Market Insurers Left Market Now There Are Only 310
3. Obamacare Adds $1.2 Trillion To The Deficit
4. Media and White House Lies About Number Enrolled And Paying
5. ObamaCare’s Deductibles Are Killing Families
6. Based On Insuring The Uninsured Just 3 of the 40 Million Uninsured Enrolled
7. Delayed Employer Mandate Will Have Largest Destructive Effect
8. 80% Of Enrolled Are On Subsidized Plans, Half Of Those Have Paid No Premium
9. SCOTUS May Nullify Subsidies In Non Exchange States Wiping Out 50% Of Enrollees
10. IRS Blames Obamacare For Slowing Tax Processing And Will Fine Tens Of Thousands
11. Blue Cross Insurance Premium Hikes Over 18% Due To Obamacare
12. Doctors And Hospitals Going Out Of Business And Refusing Obamacare Patients.

If Thomas Edison had this kind of outcome from his inventions no doubt no one would have ever heard of him.

Fat People Smell

Researches at Swarthmore College, PA published a study proving the perception that fat people cast a malodorous affectation (bad smell), real or imagined.

College kids were shown pictures of thick and thin heavies while sniffing an odorless substances.  When the fat-body popped-up, the sniffer detected a distinct and foul odor.

“Our findings suggest that people may hold negative views of heavy individuals that are sufficiently entrenched that they can cross over into olfactory (that is, smell) perceptions."  Wow, a whole sentence to say, fat is foul.

Let's face it, if you're fat you're NOT beautiful...no matter how much you kid yourself.  Accept your  fate...lose the weight.

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NEA Group: 'All Cops Are Bastards'

Cops are being daily demonized by race hustlers and their willing left-wing confederates.

Wisconsin Jobs Now (WJN) is heavily funded by the National Teachers Association (NEA).  Last week WJN unfurled cop hater signes like, “All Cops Are Bastards.” And taped screaming “Hey-hey, ho-ho, these racist cops have got to go.”

WJN director Lisa Lucas insists a mysterious “outsider” brought the banner. Fine. Then who's screaming "hey-ho racist cops" Lisa?

The pathetic part?  These same sad-sacks are first to dial 911 when threatened...and who risks their lives to help them?  Cops.  How about it NEA?

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