In the heat of the longest drought in state history Gov. Jerry Brown's using executive powers to dictate the rules.
And the rules say people taking 'long' showers are to be monitored with smart meters and 'heavily' fined. Farmers are poor though so they get a pass.
Did you know you're drinking your own pee if you haven't left the state yet? And who says how long a 'long' shower is anyway?
