Obama Has Official Food Taster

Adolf Hitler required the Reich to provide food tasters.
Obama does too.

Sen. Collins of Maine loaded up a soiree in the Lyndon B. Johnson Room off the Senate chamber and invited Barry to the feast.

But when Obama took his seat he couldn't lift a tidbit until his food taster arrived. Yep. You read it right, .

'Apparently he has...a taster, and I pointed out to him that we were all tasters for him, that if the food had been poisoned all of us would have keeled over,' Sen. Collins promised.

'He did look longingly at it and he remarked that we have far better food than he gets at the Whitehouse...' Collins noted.

But Barry didn't budge. He sat there like an idiot staring at the Maine lobster and blueberry pie like a barefoot depression kid.  Pathetic.

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