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NJ Teacher Fired For Peeing In Classroom

Before we get going know that the Paterson, NJ teacher in question is strapped to a motorized wheelchair.

Ron Tuitt taught at Paterson's schools since 1996. On April 18th Tuitt was stripped of his tenure and fired by NJs Education Commissioner. What did he do?

Charges included the time Tuitt took a leak in a classroom trash can. Tuitt also allegedly peed into a plastic bottle and asked students to take it to the boys' bathroom.

Now the shocker. Tuitt gave students joyrides in his motorized wheelchair.

Tuitt denied some of the charges. He also pointed out that he's wheelchair bound and the principal removed accommodations needed by him when nature calls.

Still, the bulk of the case pivoted on Tuitt's wild rides in the wheelchair. The peeing part is a pettifogging ploy. How is Tuitt supposed to control his classroom if he has to motor down the hallway to take a leak?

The Angle smells the smell of a dirty diaper smell on this one. Too many question unanswered and still early in the blogging day.

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Napolitano: Obama Picks Laws To Enforce Or Ignore

Testifying at the Senate hearing on immigration Janet Napolitano gloated that she and Obama have the authority to decide which laws to enforce, and which laws to ignore.

ICE union president Chris Crane testified “that agents are prohibited from enforcing the law and, indeed, the ICE officers have filed a lawsuit [to that effect].”.

Napolitano lifted her skirt and exposed Obama's nefarious motives.

Obama wants illegals to pass thru unfettered. Napolitano says Obama directed that "our officers...focus on narco-traffickers and human smugglers and money launderers...".

Fantastic, just how do agents seperate the narco-trafficers from all the other swarming masses jumping the fences? Silence.

Obama and Napolitano are ignoring enforcement of current immigration law. The new law gives these two even more power to keep doing what they are doing.

“Biggest challenge on #immigrationreform has been well founded lack of trust that Obama administration will enforce the law,” Rubio Tweeted on Tuesday. Really? Rubio must have been at the hearing. Three more years, folks.

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Date Rape Passe, Date Carjack Instead

Nimeha Milien met Donald McGee, 19, while texting. Soon Donald convinced Nimeha to pick him up at an intersection in Hollywood, FL. After McGee got into Milien's car he said he wanted to go back to her place. Nimeha said no and instead drove to Ocean Inlet Park where they took a romantic walk on the beach.

'We sat there. We spoke. Nothing wrong happened,' Nimeha said. 'It was like normal, all conversation.' And that's when the 'date' started going weenie.

Date over, McGee wanted to be dropped off at a Wendy's parking lot in yet another part of town. Again, Nimeha complied. As she pulled into the parking lot McGee stuck a .380-caliber Kel Tec 6-shooter in her face and ordered her out of her car.

As the carjacker sped off Nimeha got a good Samaritan to help her. As they followed the carjacker Nimeha called 911. The cops quickly nailed McGee after a high-speed chase.

Carjacker McGee was arrested and charged with armed carjacking, robbery with a firearm, possession of marijuana, driving without a license, and fleeing police.

Nimeha got lucky. She wasn't shot and she got her car back. Next time she better find a guy who has a car of his own. And oh yea maybe get a Kel Tec .380 too. You know, for those special times when the date just doesn't seem like a keeper.

Top Five Pressure Cooker States

Gallup spent 2012 repeatedly polling the same 353,564 people asking the same question, ''Did you feel stressed during a lot of the day yesterday?'

The giant urban crud-holes California and New York didn't top the list as expected. Likely due to the big blue bastions of lame-liberal ineptitude making people move rather than sit and stew.

Still New York and New Jersey would have taken spots 6 and 7 had the list been stretched to include 10 states.

The top five bottom feeder places to live where people wake up each day and wish they were born someplace else were:

West Virginia
Rhode Island
Kentucky
Utah
Massachusetts

West Virginia, Rhode Island and Kentucky have made the high stress list five years running. If you are stuck in those states you may as well rent a U-Haul and move to Mexico.

The laid back states are not too surprising:

Hawaii
Louisiana
Mississippi
Iowa
Wyoming

Hawaii is only really stressful if you have to work and pay taxes there. Since 90% of the natives are on welfare and doing crack it makes sense they feel pretty good about doing nothing all day. The other four on the best list are GOP run states doing pretty well, thank you very much.

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Bill Gates Handshake Faux Pas

Talk about hand to mouth. The media in South Korea is ablaze today over a simple handshake Bill Gates offered to their lady president Park Geun-hye. Notice everyone in South Korea has a Park in their name?

One would think South Korea would be a little more focused on the nukes perched on missile launchers ten miles from Seoul than the petty outrage shown over a billionaire forgetting to read the manual on handshakes in Asia.

But hey, people in Britain are still miffed Michelle Obama crushed the queen with a man-hug and high-fived half the palace guards on her way back to the limo.

Oh yea, the problem with the handshake is not the handshake, it's the hand in the pants that has them peeved.

Apparently the 'proper' way to shake hands in South Korea is the two-fisted pump with both palms covering the other shakers sweat-balled fist. No ass-grabbing is allowed either - what a way to run a culture.

Gates isn't commenting on the rumpus. Why should he? Microsoft is in the turd-house lately and he has a pant-load of polio vaccine to peddle so if South Korea wants to make something of it, let them go gobble some Gaegogi (Korean dog meat).

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Ultra Orthodox Jewish Sex Manual Debuts

What you are about to read is at your own risk and will require a little work. If shortness of breath or leg cramps develop give up. Oh yea, you'll also need a Yiddish dictionary.

Jewish sex therapist and maven (yes, Jews need sex help too) Dr. David Ribner penned The Newlywed's Guide to Physical Intimacy.

The manual is intended to fill in the gaps for Jewish regulars on subjects including, but not limited to oral sex and masturbation. But, thank G-D there are no pictures except for a sealed envelope in the back of the book which is loaded with diagrams, oy vay.

Dr Ribner wants everyone to know that contrary to myth ultra-orthodox Jews don't have sex through a hole in a sheet.

Regardless, Ribner says modern Jews have stopped spelling out the basics for their kids, so rather than risk the pitselers getting wrong ideas from the goyim he offers a way out. After all who wants to go thru life a pisher when shtupping is the prize.

Expect to find the book in both English and Hebrew. Ribner has no illusions and admits many religious booksellers will refuse to carry the tome. Still, trying to save the boychick from the bobbemyseh is certainly no bubkes. The Angle applauds the effort.

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Koch Bros Buying Big Liberal Newspapers

Rupert Murdoch's Fox News empire already carves heart muscle out of CNN, MSNBC and NPR. So imagine the libbie bed wetting over a Koch bros takeover of big names among left-wing print media.

The Koch bros are an entire galaxy in the conservative universe. Americans for Prosperity PAC are the Koch's $125 million a year gorilla formed solely for the purpose of 'leveling' the field against George Soros and Warren Buffet.

The Tribune company wants to dump their newspaper holdings for a paltry $600 million. With $115 billion in buying power the Tribune buy would be chicken change for the Koch titans.
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So what Tribune rags would fall into the hands of the worst nightmare a knock-kneed liberal would swill in a puddle of night sweats over? How about the Los Angeles Times, Chicago Tribune, Baltimore Sun, Orlando Sentinel, Hartford Courant, and the Pasadena Sun?. The Koch's controlling these papers would drive a wooden stake thru the blood-sucking heart of liberal hives Los Angeles, Chicago, and Hartford CT.

So what better way to geld the loudmouth pukes in the left-wing media than to simply buy them out.
No need to wonder whether the Koch's would take a hands-on approach. An anonymous source at a Koch seminar said 'they see the conservative voice as not being well represented.'

Oh joy - may the air fill with a curdling cacophony of stagnate panic. And may the stain of coagulated cannabis laced bong water drool down the front of their Che shirts while the fermented fecal aroma of bad tofu sesame-balls turn into convulsive fits of an irritable bowel syndrome. The Koch bros are coming the Koch bros are coming!

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Mexican Drug Gangs After Your 401K

Mexican drug gangs are ready to take your cash and your life. And are not above luring prey using teen Latinas as bait.

Nancy Michelle Mendoza Moreno, 22, has been arrested in Mexico and extradited to San Diego to face charges of luring high-profile men and delivering them to Mexican drug thugs.

One example of Ms Moreno's handiwork played out in a Chula Vista, CA Starbucks. Nancy lured Mexican businessman Eduardo Gonzalez-Tostado to her aunt's house. Senior Tostado excitedly showed up with candy and flowers in hand and was quickly beaten and stored in a pantry. Gang members sat on Eduardo for eight days waiting for $2 million ransom money from Eduardo's wife.

Unbeknownst to the Tostado kidnappers was a tracking device placed in the suitcase loaded with the $194,000 ransom. Two of the five men were sentenced to life in prison without parole. The rest were released into the wild and remain at large.

Kidnap and extortion isn't new. Targeting fat, weak old men looking for sex with a teen is the toasty part. The hard part for Eduardo is he risked everything and Nancy isn't even that cute.

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Obama July GDP Gaming Plan

Obama is dishonest. Rather than make a sincere and honest effort to understand and fix the economy Obama is gaming the system - again.

Carter changed the way the jobless rate is computed. Under Carter those leaving the job market were taken out of the equation thus skewing the ratio and making it 'appear' lower.

The real Obama jobless rate adding back the 90 plus million who have given up looking for a job is well over 10% - hovering near 15% factoring former full-time now forced into part-time jobs.

The other big stinger number is GDP. Under Obama GDP had fallen to and remained near recession levels. In fact as it stands today, the GDP is negative again - one reporting quarter from official recession. So what's a floundering president to do? Change the way the number is computed, of course.

The GDP number is being changed for the July reporting period and beyond. So radical the change that the current negative number will suddenly become a positive 3% or higher. How? By treating intangibles like R&D and the cost of making Hollywood movies as an asset instead of an expense. It's like adding the principle of a house or car loan to your income statement.

Smoke and mirrors, baby. When the number is bad, change the formula - that's the Obama way. Oh did we mention Obama is going after your Internet bucks now?

American Sanity Sinking Under Obama

Obama can be blamed for a lot more than just wrecking the medical system, piling up insurmountable debt, putting 100 million out of the job market, wiping out retirement for half the baby boomers, bringing back terror bombings on US soil, and failing to stem the march toward nuclear war.

What toll does the bridge tender take? Ponder the following:

Over half of all MDs say they will be out of medicine in three years thanks to Obamacare. A shortage of 45,000 MDs already exists. Imagine finding a doctor in 2015.

Suicide now outpaces the carnage on the highways as the leading cause of injury death; Under Obama more US military died last year by suicide than in combat;

Over one-third of the 'lucky' ones who have a job suffer chronic debilitating stress. Add more than half of 18 to 33 year-olds reporting insomnia, depression and anxiety disorder;

Almost two in ten kids aged 12 and older are taking SSRI antidepressants;

One in four women in their 40s and 50s are taking antidepressants, according to a major study by the CDC;

One in five high-schoolers are now diagnosed with ADHD, and one in five preteens now have either ADHD, anxiety, depression or bipolar disorder;

Stress levels are kicking up cancer and heart disease rates. And domestic violence has tripled since Obama took office.

Another 6.4 million kids between 4 and 17 are on Ritalin or similar psycho-stimulants;

Nearly one in three adults have a serious drinking problem, that’s more than 60 million. One in four are using illegal drugs like marijuana, cocaine, heroin, hallucinogens and inhalants (glue and hairspray);

True, Europe is even worse off, but we don't live in Europe do we? The 'misery index' isn't even cited anymore. Why bother?

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Snotty Reese Witherspoon Threatens Cop

What's it like to be a Hollywood princess when your husband is being arrested for DUI? Ask Reese Witherspoon.

Atlanta PD say they observed a silver Ford Fusion weaving in and out of lanes last night, so they made pursuit and pulled the vehicle over.

The pair in the car were Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth.

As officers began to question Mr. Toth, Reese began to get testy. When the cop asked for registration and drivers license Reese decided to pull rank. Reese interrupted, "Do you know my name?" The cop answered, "No, I don't need to know your name."

Witherspoon snorted, "You're about to find out who I am ... You are going to be on national news."

Now Reese was kicking into princess-drive making hand gestures and spitting out choleric commentary over how long it was taking to arrest her husband. At one point, she got out of her car. The officer ordered her back inside. When she got out a second time, he arrested her for disorderly conduct.

They were both taken to jail, booked, and released a short time later.

The officer said Toth insisted he'd only had one drink, but when given a Breathalyzer test, Toth's blood alcohol level was .139. The legal limit in Georgia is .08.

That was then, today Reese is out with her walkback. In a press release this morning Reese was a lot more contrite, '...The words I used that night definitely do not reflect who I am. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behavior...'.

Well okay, nevermind Reese baby we forgive you. Next, no doubt, Reese will make a PSA on boozing and driving...you know something only the rich and special can do to make it all better. Oh and yea, the incident did make national news, good call Reese.

Detroit: 50% Of Adults Illiterate

Over 50% of Detroit's adults are unable to fill out basic forms, read a prescription, or handle other tasks most Americans take for granted, according to the study by Detroit Regional Workforce Fund.

This study "shows the staggering degree to which public education has failed in one of the most economically depressed cities in the United States," says Doug Mataconis of Outside the Beltway. And it's "even more shocking" that half of the illiterate population "somehow made it through public school."

How bad is illiteracy? Whites 7%, Blacks 24%, Hispanics 44%, and 14% of Asian are in that boat.

Who is jobless? Whites 8.2%, Blacks 17.1%, Hispanics 12.2%, Asians 6.4%. See a correlation?

Looking a bit deeper, whites and blacks should not be illiterate, they are native born. Hispanics and Asian have the obvious disadvantage having to learn English from scratch.

The ultimate disgrace in dysfunctional union dominated public schools unable to convey the basics is beyond comprehension.

Warning: Depression Is Contagious

Depression is a drag. The funk ranges from feeling a little 'blue' to full-blown bipolar manic depression. If you are 'lucky' enough to just feel down once in a while you can take comfort knowing the mood will pass quickly. But some get depressed and don't shake the bleakness for months or even years.

Two researchers at Indiana's Notre Dame say some 'choose' depression as a reaction to life's roller-coaster early in adolescence and stay that way to the end. But their research is more interesting than the obvious.

They followed 206 room mates paired randomly. Students who ended up in a room with a depressive were likely to ‘catch’ their room mate's style of thinking and develop a vulnerability to depression themselves.

The reverse case was also true. Students who had a room mate not prone to depression showed a decrease in negative thinking and ultimately less depression.

Researcher Dr Haeffel concluded: ‘Our study demonstrates that cognitive vulnerability (depression prone) has the potential to wax and wane over time depending on the social context...this means that cognitive vulnerability (depression prone) should be thought of as plastic rather than immutable.'

Good news for the depressed and confused. Stay away from depressed, negative people if you are a depressive. And when you get depressed get your ass out of bed and mix with other positive people. You must stay away from booze and junk food. Many 'self medicate' trying to escape in a bottle or a bag of chips and end up worse off.

The 'choice' to remain depressed is yours. The sooner you stop feeling sorry for yourself the sooner you'll start to feel better.

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40% Of Europe Is Depressed

A full 40% of Europe's population suffers from depression, anxiety, insomnia or dementia.

"Mental disorders have become Europe's largest health challenge of the 21st century," say researchers at Dresden University.

Wow! And we thought the obesity epidemic was bad. Maybe they are both fat and depressed?

No doubt there is a correlation in the USA - drug and alcohol abuse are tied to an impulse to 'self-medicate.'

Did you see Chris Christie defy his critics wolfing down a doughnut on national TV? What's with that guy? Talk about eating your anger...

Vanity Epidemic Eroding Culture

Vanity is 7th among the 7 deadly sins. The Romans used the term vanagloria, or 'self boasting.' So when the Catholics compiled their sin list, Pope Gregory folded vanity into the 7th sin and called it 'pride.'

Thousands of volunteers were told to stare into a mirror at themselves for ten minutes. Most became anxious and depressed about their looks. True most were pretty damned homely, but we digress.

Scientists didn't expect people to get jacked-up so quickly. A neurosis called Body Dysmorphic Disorder apparently leads to self-hate. BDDs are the anorexics, Hollywood actors, politicians and meth addicts of the world.

Researchers say women stare in the mirror 38 times in a day. Wow. The Angle is lucky to get a dump done in the morning let alone take time to gawk moronically into a mirror for ten minutes. Who are these people?

iPhone Controlled Vibrating Underwear

Durex makes condoms, lubricants and vibrators for the world. So what...

Well, the genitalia obsessed company put their 'heads' together and came up with a new product they think will make sex crazed consumers fall further into their laps. An underwear that vibrates when accessed by an iPhone.

Durex calls it Fundawear. Why? We guess because anyone with your Fundawear's phone number can send your joy junction into a cacophony of sizzling, prickling, shivering, stinging, ringing, throbbing, tickling, twittering, toe-sucking, mind-numbing, uncontrollable coital mess. So they have to be fun-to-wear, right?

The company describes Fundawear as 'the future of foreplay.'

Ben Moir, technical director of the project, said: 'After the laughter had stopped, we knew it was going to be an awesome project...people will want this.'

See where this is going? Fundawear addicts sitting alone on a bus bench redialing their underwear, over and over, night and day, refusing to get on any bus that stops. Fundawear couples running up cell phone bills playing hide-the-salami on two different continents. Married Fundawear men cheating with married Fundawear women. Fundawear dominatrix adding spikes, whips and leather to the basic model while others try to squeeze into smaller and smaller sizes. Teens stealing mom and dad's Fundawear staging wild underwear parties.

Streets fill with incessant buzzing. The ultimate distracted driver. This cannot end well.

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Florida Sex Predator Front Yard Signs

Child and adult rapists living in Bradford County, FL are easily found. All ya gotta do is drive by their houses and read the bright red metal signs emblazoned with their names and crimes planted in their front yards.

'If it prevents one more victim in my community, I've done my job as sheriff,' Sheriff Gordon Smith said. At a cost of $10 a piece the signs are going up fast.

The secular pukes at VICE magazine think the road signs will result in neighbors harassing sex offenders. You hear this idiotic false-logic defense of child molesters from liberals a lot.

But there's no evidence, no example, no history of anyone attacking a child predator just based on knowing where they live. Instead consider the predators are the ones guilty of attacking people. A point lost on the lameoids at VICE.

John Goodman, a convicted rapist, says he doesn't have a problem with the signs. 'I've done learned my lesson. I don't do things like that anymore,' Goodman confessed.

There you go VICE. One of the predator 'customers' is fine with the advertisement of his location. Did you interview John? Maybe he can give you guys some pointers.

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C-Section Babies Suffer Damaged IQ

Scientists at Yale University found increased levels of the protein UCP2 in babies born naturally. The protein fosters short and long term memory health, a key components of intelligence development.

UCP2 is also thought to improve the chances of newborns breastfeeding. Breast milk jump starts the immune system in infants, and contributes to digestive health once the kid starts to eat regular food.

Caesareans (C-section) damage IQ yet are now the majority of births in US hospitals. The procedure is also said to damage women's fertility and open them to risk of bleeding and infection. So why are they being done? Money. Getting women quickly in and out of the hospital saves money and increases surgery fees.

If you want your kid to have the best chance to develop a robust IQ, immune system, sleep and eat well DO NOT have a C-section. And try to breastfeed them for at least a year.

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Insincerity Not Cheating Marriage Killer #1

Couples looking to make their union last may be surprised to find 'forgive and forget' a bad idea.

James McNulty, professor at the University of Tennessee, found forgiveness builds resentment. Bending over backfires and is likely to be seen as insincere and manipulative.

McNulty says the ‘short-term discomfort of an angry but honest conversation’ works best.

In other words, be honest, and if you are angry, be angry, but don't be patronizing or pretend understanding.

The best way to shatter any relationship is to become abusive. An abuser carries grudges and will use name-calling, screaming, and tear-down tactics rather than explain the problem concisely, and move on.

McNulty notes, 'believing a partner is forgiving leads agreeable people to be less likely to offend that partner and disagreeable people to be more likely to offend that partner.' Stated differently, when forgiving your partner be aware of the 'grudge carriers', they will take advantage of that olive branch and repeat their offense thinking you will keep forgiving them.

One discovers after trial and error that any relationship not based on good-will isn't worth working on. If good-will is lost the marriage is doomed anyway. So don't fret, be honest, express your anger when necessary and be a good sport when the table is reversed - over time the table reverses a lot.

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Obama Throws Gun Defeat Temper Tantrum

Liberals like Obama are mostly knee-jerks. Everything they defend is full of crap - Global Warming, Abortion, Big Government, Socialism, History Revisionism, Secular Humanism, Political Cronyism, Class Warfare, Tax and Spend.

After Sandy Hook Obama and his fellow irrational liberal ingrates felt it time to put a full court press on the Bill of Rights. After the Democrat controlled Senate refused to play the game, Obama went postal at the podium.

Trotting out 'victim' family members and added a weeping Joe Biden to the mix Obama stood spitting on his own teleprompter attacking those that refused to back his play on gun grabbing.

Obama snorted that those voting down the gun bill had "no coherent arguments" for their position, and that the "gun lobby" had "willfully lied" in the course of the debate. Predictably while charging others of dishonesty Obama repeated his own 'big lies' on the issue.

Obama repeated his mantra that 40% of gun sales are private, and that guns can be bought over the Internet without background checks. Both lies. Ofalsehood also repeated that 90% of Americans want his gun bill. Also not true, just 4% in recent Gallup polling think gun control is a priority.

The liberals are livid. Good. Dare we hope Obama's temper tantrum gives him insight into how US citizens feel about his brazen disregard for their constitutional rights? Don't hold your breath.

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