Koch Bros Buying Big Liberal Newspapers

Rupert Murdoch's Fox News empire already carves heart muscle out of CNN, MSNBC and NPR.  So imagine the libbie bed wetting over a Koch bros takeover of big names among left-wing print media.

The Koch bros are an entire galaxy in the conservative universe.  Americans for Prosperity PAC are the Koch's $125 million a year gorilla formed solely for the purpose of 'leveling' the field against George Soros and Warren Buffet.

The Tribune company wants to dump their newspaper holdings for a paltry $600 million.  With $115 billion in buying power the Tribune buy would be chicken change for the Koch titans.

So what Tribune rags would fall into the hands of the worst nightmare a knock-kneed liberal would swill in a puddle of night sweats over?  How about the Los Angeles Times, Chicago Tribune, Baltimore Sun, Orlando Sentinel, Hartford Courant, and the Pasadena Sun?.  The Koch's controlling these papers would drive a wooden stake thru the blood-sucking heart of liberal hives Los Angeles, Chicago, and Hartford CT.

So what better way to geld the loudmouth pukes in the left-wing media than to simply buy them out.
No need to wonder whether the Koch's would take a hands-on approach. An anonymous source at a Koch seminar said 'they see the conservative voice as not being well represented.'

Oh joy - may the air fill with a curdling cacophony of stagnate panic. And may the stain of coagulated cannabis laced bong water drool down the front of their Che shirts while the fermented fecal aroma of bad tofu sesame-balls turn into convulsive fits of an irritable bowel syndrome.   The Koch bros are coming the Koch bros are coming!

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