Love In An iPhone

The AI in cellphones is pinch-hitting for real women with lonely truckers and teens.

"It is a symptom of our society, as well as the people who want to talk dirty," says Ilya Eckstein of Robin Labs.

Deborah Harrison, a writer for Microsoft's Cortana reports, "a good chunk of the volume of early-on inquiries" are about the chatbot's sex life.

When AI droves robots it's not hard to see human dating sites dwindle in demand and most finding comfort cavorting with their appliances.

Homeless Guard Trump's Star

Here find a poor black homeless woman guarding the damaged Donald Trump star on the Hollywood walk of fame.

Her sign reads: “20 Million Illegals and Americans sleep on the streets in tents. Vote Trump.”

She says shes protecting the star to make sure, “no one messes with it.”    And sadly reports that she has been assaulted by some who see her as a threat.  “I’m 64 years old and they pushed me down.”

Who took a pick-axe to Trump's star?  Police arrested white male James Otis, 53, now charged with felony vandalism. Otis is staring at three years in jail and a $10,000 fine.

Any one else see the irony?

UN: Sex A Disability

The World Health Organization (part of the UN) says those who can't find a sex partner are considered DISABLED and eligible for government payments.

Under the new rules, heterosexual and homosexual men and women who want to have kids will now get the same goodies as couples with infertility problems.

Josephine Quintavalle of Comment on Reproductive Ethics complains, “This absurd nonsense is not simply re-defining infertility but completely side-lining the biological process and significance of natural intercourse between a man and a woman."

Hey, it's all part of zapping the old world order so quit whining....

FAA Approves Turkey Drop

Yellville, Arkansas was named for Archibald Yell who was killed at the Battle of Buena Vista during the Mexican-American War.

Yellville is also home to the Live Turkey Drop involving a Cessna 172 flying over the town square at 500 feet and tossing a dozen or so turkeys out of the plane.

When P.E.T.A. offered a $5,000 reward for the arrest of the pilot the drop was stopped for a while, but resumed in 2011.

This year P.E.T.A. demanded the FAA intervene.  So the agency sent an inspector who determined the drop doesn't violate FARs (Federal Aviation Regulations). 

Yvonne Vizzier Thaxton, a poultry science professor says, “...dropping one from 500 feet is a horrific act of abuse.”    But then a post birth abortion is probably pretty bad too, right Yvonne?

Hillary "You Can't Jail Me"

Hillary Clinton contumaciously contends she's not worried Trump will 'jail' her after he's elected president.

"I have no concerns...I think to myself, you know, we don't do that in America...we actually have laws and courts and an independent judiciary," Clinton crows.

In polling taken just after the FBI cabal an astounding 92% say Hillary broke the law.

Before Democrat Party corruption crushed America criminals did indeed go to jail,  even mouthy politicians like Hillary.

What was true under Obama's regime will not be true during Trump's tenure.

Halloween Costume Crises

Ready for Halloween?

The University of Florida administration thanks students in advance for “being mindful” of the importance of 'inclusiveness and kindness' in selecting their Halloween attire.

And reminds students who get 'triggered' by 'insensitive' Halloween costumes they will get around-the-clock counseling services.

So students are not to choose get-ups that might traumatize males, females, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Muslims, American Indians, vampires, zombies, pirates, pimps, transexuals, gypsies, homeless, homosexuals, hookers, 3-breasted women, special needs kids, farm animals, liberals or Hillary.

Women Road Rage Study

Hyundai's new driver study proves women resort to road rage faster and more often than men.   Why may rest with an instinctive 'early warning system' women inherited from their ancient cave sisters.

The results showed that on average, women have a 2 in 10 higher chance to get pissed behind the wheel than men.

The work mangles the myth that men are the ugly ones behind the wheel.

The good news, though is when women get pissed they mostly just scream and cry instead of chasing down others or pulling out a gun.

Right To Kill Kids

Actress Scarlett Johansson says abortion is not just a "woman's right," but “a human rights issue.”

The fatuous femme fatale was copping a trophy for propping up Planned Parenthood when she uttered the nonsense.

In Scarlett's tiny twisted turgid world women not only have a right to kill kids in the womb, but a near obligation, you know, in the name of humanity.

Well, we live in a barbaric, cynical age folks.  But we also live in a deadly one if you haven't made it into the world yet.

Naked Hillary Vandalized

Artist Anthony Scioli created an eerily accurate portrayal of an obese Hillary with giant tits and sharp hooves stomping on deleted emails and placed it outside the Bowling Green subway station in New York.

Out of the shadows an obese National Museum of the American Indian employee named Nancy rushed-up and started screaming incessantly 'This is obscene!'   Straight-armed the statue over and planted her fat butt on Hillary's head.

The sobbing vandal whined, 'To put something up like this in front of my work place...I should have to see this.' 

Two month ago a naked Donald Trump was erected in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles.  But no one screamed.

Guess naked Hillary is just to disgusting to bear, huh Nancy?

Sex Toy Penis Killer

Honduran urologist Dr Dennis Chirinos removed a 50 yo man's penis after the hapless hobbit spent four days in pain with his Johnson stuck in a sex toy. 

Dr Chirinos confirmed the man will never have sex again, but will be peeing sitting down like a girl.

The man said he was 'frustrated about sex' since he lacked a girlfriend or a wife and figured the sex toy would super-charge his alone time.  

The doctor warns other would-be explorers - "when you put your penis in a sex jar the vessel walls contract and that leads to necrosis..." 

So there's that too.

Bill Clinton's Sex Tape

Since Hillary has re-lit the sex scandal candle maybe it's time to revisit and compare.

From December 1990 to December 1991, Gennifer Flowers (Bill's mistress for 12 years) recorded a series of conversations with Clinton just prior to his presidential run.

Bill can be heard reacting to a list of five women he was fingered as having sex with by joking, “I’ve got good taste.”

“You know what I said?...At least he’s an equal op…opportunity fucker!'”  Flowers is heard on the recording.

Flowers later told reporters Clinton was acting like a “jackass” and was being demeaning to women.

Hillary defenders want to dismiss Bill's sex predator history.  But it goes to Hillary's character and judgement to stay married to the sex addicted toad.  And let's get real...Bill back in the WH?   Do we really need or want that, again?  

EXCLUSIVE AUDIO – Bill Clinton Says He Slept with Black Beauty Queen: ‘She’s Darkened My Door’

Obama's ‘Truthiness Tests’

Obama bitches often about Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Breitbart and Drudge Report doing their jobs.

“We are going to have to rebuild within this wild-wild-west-of-information flow some sort of curating function that people agree to...” Obama whines.

Obama is a blamer and deflector like all liberals.  But when that craggy finger gets pointed at 'curating' free speech then watch out!

“There has to be, I think, some sort of way in which we can sort through information that passes some basic truthiness tests..."

The irony of course is conservative media tells the truth.  The left-wing media doesn't even make a pretext for lying anymore...it's gotten that brazen.

Speaking of truthiness...care to explain how your emails got on Hillary's rogue email system then later feigning surprise the server existed, Barry?

Hillary's Nukes

Is Hillary the loose cannon to cause a nuke exchange with Russia?  Well, Green Party candidate Dr. Jill Stein says so...

Dr. Stein notes, "It is now Hillary Clinton that wants to start an air war with Russia over Syria by calling for a no fly zone."  Adding, "Under Hillary Clinton, we could slide into nuclear war very quickly from her declared policy in Syria."

Jill doesn't like Trump either.  But she correctly remembers Hillary's utter debacle that is Libya and Benghazi.  After all, isn't past performance proof of future failure?

And as an extra added bonus consider Vlad Putin's warning today.

Obama's Erection

While CNN, the New York Times and Washington Post are trying to talk you out of voting for Trump spamming salacious stories of groping and grunge talk the same media conveniently ignored far worse when Obama was running in 2008.

What was it?

Aboard a campaign flight, then-Senator Obama freaked a female reporter by man-spreading an erection.  The flushed female bolted to the back of the plane.  Rather than close-up and calm-down Obama wheeled around so the other female reporters could get a good look and a good laugh, further encouraging the pervert to keep it up.

Why didn't the incident make the news?  What's your best guess....

Hillary's Horror Here

The salacious election is in chaos and it looks like Hillary is gonna to win.

Hillary will ensure the constitution is obliterated by appointing an all left-wing Supreme Court.

Hillary's open borders will wave in another 200m Hispanics ready to snatch the laughably few jobs left (real jobless rate is 15% and corporate earnings have been in recession for 6 years).

Hillary will encourage Iran to use nukes Obama funded.  A military draft will be required; no one will fight for her.

In addition to doubling the debt to $40 trillion and collapsing the currency Hillary will gut what's left of social security, medicare and double-down on the horror story that is Obamacare.

Witness Hillary's tax hikes we know about:

- sign a payroll tax hike and increase already record level job killing taxes on corps
- levy tax hikes of $1,000,000,000,000 over the next ten years
- levy a $2.16 tax on 6-packs of 'soda'
- double the excise tax on guns and levy a 25% federal tax on gun sales
- raise estate taxes to 65%
- double the capital gains tax rate to 43.4%
- create a carbon tax that will destroy the US energy industry and hike consumer goods prices

Gloom and doom. You bet. And those voting for Hillary will sink in their sow.

Human Age Limit: 125

Dorian Gray Silicon Valley billionaires are pouring tons of cash into gerontology research in their vain attempt to live forever....the problem?

Researchers led by Jan Vijg of the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in NYC just published their results which say humans will never live longer than 125.

Though life expectancy has increased in the aggregate over the past 150 years, 'improvements in survival with age tend to decline after age 100,' and that the age at death of the world's oldest person has not increased since the 1990s.

The chances of seeing any human make it to 125 would be 1 in 10,000 years.

Ah, but some of the Dorian's are scamming the game by becoming one with a machine.   You know, as God intended.....not.

Hillary's Hideous Health

The specifics regarding Hillary's health are being hidden from the public. The press is in on the coverup of course, demonizing anyone that raises the issue and deflecting to non-issues such as Trump's tax returns.

But the inconvenient truth is she's sick...really sick.

Hillary is suffering from arrhythmia (abnormal heart beat), a leaking heart valve, chronic low blood pressure (hypotension), insufficient blood flow, a tendency to form life-threatening blood clots (DVT/PE), thrombosis, hyperthyroidism, and dangerous side effects from her medications (Coumadin and beta blockers).

Obama tried to get her help at Walter Reed recently but Hillary refused.  Hillary gets secret medical support at the New York-Presbyterian Hospital.  She sneaks into a private entrance and demands the doctors' complicit silence.

The presidency is more than full-time job and Hillary is clearly unfit for the office.  Unfit in so many ways it boggles the mind.

Male Deconstruction At Duke

The Women's Center at Duke University has cooked up a man-hating class to 'help' male students “question and deconstruct toxic masculinities.”

The organizers say: “We want to explore, dissect, and construct an intersectional understanding of masculinity and maleness, as well as to create destabilized spaces for those with privilege.”

To get a perspective on this nonsense recall Hitler establishing a Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment in 1933 headed by Joseph Goebbels.

The Ministry's mission was to shove the Nazi message down the German people's throat via art, music, theater, films, books, radio, educational institutions, and the press.

The ministry broke down resistance against leaving Jews unmolested by characterizing the Nazi government as stepping in and “restoring order.”

Now substitute 'males' for 'Jews' and the message becomes Krystallnackt clear, does it not?

Saran Wrap Bikini

Six-foot-six senior citizen Stephen Wojciehowski, 62, was arrested for indecent exposure Monday wearing nothing but Saran Wrap and a smile on a Long Beach beach.

According to witnesses Wojciehowski did “spent two days on the beach” wearing the clear plastic bikini before being apprehended.

The cops swapped Wojciehowski cellophane man-kini for an orange jump suit and booked him on misdemeanor indecent exposure. 

Aside from the Stephen's age and an impossible to pronounce last name why Saran wrap remains a mystery.  But if the goof wants to stay out of jail he'd better try tin foil instead.