Dr Chirinos confirmed the man will never have sex again, but will be peeing sitting down like a girl.
The man said he was 'frustrated about sex' since he lacked a girlfriend or a wife and figured the sex toy would super-charge his alone time.
The doctor warns other would-be explorers - "when you put your penis in a sex jar the vessel walls contract and that leads to necrosis..."
So there's that too.
