Six-foot-six senior citizen Stephen Wojciehowski, 62, was arrested for indecent exposure Monday wearing nothing but Saran Wrap and a smile on a Long Beach
beach.
According to witnesses Wojciehowski did “spent two days on the beach” wearing the clear plastic bikini before being apprehended.
The cops swapped Wojciehowski cellophane man-kini for an orange jump suit and booked him on misdemeanor indecent exposure.
Aside from the Stephen's age and an impossible to pronounce last name why Saran wrap remains a mystery. But if the goof wants to stay out of jail he'd better try tin foil instead.
According to witnesses Wojciehowski did “spent two days on the beach” wearing the clear plastic bikini before being apprehended.
The cops swapped Wojciehowski cellophane man-kini for an orange jump suit and booked him on misdemeanor indecent exposure.
Aside from the Stephen's age and an impossible to pronounce last name why Saran wrap remains a mystery. But if the goof wants to stay out of jail he'd better try tin foil instead.