Saran Wrap Bikini

Six-foot-six senior citizen Stephen Wojciehowski, 62, was arrested for indecent exposure Monday wearing nothing but Saran Wrap and a smile on a Long Beach beach.

According to witnesses Wojciehowski did “spent two days on the beach” wearing the clear plastic bikini before being apprehended.

The cops swapped Wojciehowski cellophane man-kini for an orange jump suit and booked him on misdemeanor indecent exposure. 

Aside from the Stephen's age and an impossible to pronounce last name why Saran wrap remains a mystery.  But if the goof wants to stay out of jail he'd better try tin foil instead.