Halloween Costume Crises

Ready for Halloween?

The University of Florida administration thanks students in advance for “being mindful” of the importance of 'inclusiveness and kindness' in selecting their Halloween attire.

And reminds students who get 'triggered' by 'insensitive' Halloween costumes they will get around-the-clock counseling services.

So students are not to choose get-ups that might traumatize males, females, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Muslims, American Indians, vampires, zombies, pirates, pimps, transexuals, gypsies, homeless, homosexuals, hookers, 3-breasted women, special needs kids, farm animals, liberals or Hillary.