Surgeon Brands Patient Organs

Simon Bramhall, 53, a British liver, spleen, and pancreatic surgeon plead guilty to laser carving “SB” into the transplanted organs of two patients.

Such brandings are usually harmless, but a female patient reported her liver was not healing properly.  So Bramhall got caught.  Wait...harmless organ branding?

After his suspension Bramhall admitted he “made a mistake.”  So, we suggest Simon be parted-out for his vandalism...clean, unmarked organs to worthy recipients.