Doreen Brown died last May from an airway obstruction. So daughter Debra had her cremated.
Staring like an anthropophagite at the plastic sandwich bag containing Doreen's ashes, Debra started swallowing a spoonful of the incinerated residue to “feel as close as possible” to her.
But now the story gets gory.
Christmas is closing in the ghoulish gal so she's gonna stuff mom's ashes into the holiday turkey and dust the dessert pudding with the deleterious debris too.
So Debra will be feasting alone this year and for as long mom lasts, apparently.