Man Disabled By Penis Size

Mexican national, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera is packing the world's largest penis.  The lap lizard record holder hangs in at an astonishing 18.9".

Mr Cabrera's uncircumsized Mr Johannes is so long, heavy and unweildy the sad sack has been placed on disability.  He says can't wear a uniform for work, run or even kneel to get things done.

So why not reduction surgery?

Roberto says a porn career is in his future, "I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there...I would...make a lot of money over there."

Trump's wall can't go up fast enough, folks.