Russian Penis Fight

Two men from the village of Nikolsk in the Urals were on a two-day blooter and talking smack when the older man blurted the ultimate challenge - my dick is bigger than your dick.

The two staggered over to a park with a measuring tape to test the assumption. Of course there could only be one. That's when the  sore loser grabbed and axe and whacked off the other guy's womb broom.

Both now's facing 8-years for the assault the other a listless life of sitting to pee.