YouTube, Google, Twitter and Facebook Fascism

By now it's clear the monopolistic media giants are engaged in purging conservative content. 

Twitter suspends user for calling Maxine Waters ‘crazy old lying lunatic in a bad wig’

YouTube Terminates Account of Conservative Blog InfoWars.

Facebook Purges Top Conservative Sites

Google Blocks Gun Shopping Searches

So why care?  Because left-wing tech companies purvey power that can and will cripple the freedoms we enjoy in the United States.   Isn't it time they become regulated like television, radio and the mails?

Texas To Build Police Substation On School Campus

The city of Keller and the town of Westlake near Ft Worth Texas were already collaborating on a novel approach to school safety before the Florida school failure took center stage this week.

Westlake Academy is a world-class charter school with a sprawling corporate like campus. And the town of Westlake gets police protection from the city of Keller.

Keller Police Chief Michael Wilson said the now under construction police substation in one of the Westlake Academy buildings will solve the dual problems of providing protection for both students and the town.

Sounds like a solid solution.  Oh wait, Democrats insist on gun-free zones, gun grabbing, arm-waving and posturing..nevermind.

School Shooting Triggers Teacher Gun Training

Sheriff Richard Jones in Buttler Co., Ohio is offering free concealed carry weapons training for the first 50 teachers who sign-up.   

Astonishingly over 250 teachers scrambled to get in within 24 hours so the classes have to be expanded.

Jones says the instruction will train teachers how to respond to armed attackers.  But also reiterated for teachers to carry on a given campus the school board must give permission. 

Arming school staff is the correct solution.  But the pleasant surprise is finding teachers who are actually interested in taking real action.

Democrats, of course are only interested in co-opting these tragedies for political gain.

Kenyon College Fomenting Racism

The "Whiteness Group" was recently founded at Kenyon College by student Juniper Cruz—a self-described “Queer Afro-Latinx Muslim.” 

Cruz says her group's rules are simple.  No white person can ask a person of color questions; white people must try to answer their questions for themselves. And no spreading rumors about what people say during the meetings.

Rachel Kessler, the chaplain of Kenyon College attended a meeting observing, “As white people, we can become paralyzed by our sense of shame for our racial privilege or by our fear of accidentally saying something problematic...”

Sounds a lot like a Nuremberg Nazi rally doesn't it folks?

Passenger's Non-Stop Farting Downs International Flight

A Transavia Airline flight from Dubai to Amsterdam made a panicked call to Air Traffic Control enroute: "passengers on the rampage."

The situation led to a forced costly diversion of the aircraft to Vienna. 

The 'rampage' was about an elephantine elderly man who reportedly refused to pinch-off releases of incessant, pungent farting.

The force and frequency of the flatulence so aggravated the two Dutch passengers sitting next to him that a fist fight broke out.

Once on the ground police officers boarded with dogs. All four passengers were escorted off the plane including the farter, the two men in adjoining seats and the two sisters related to the gas-passer who were sitting across the isle.

Despite feigning innocence and forced to find other flights all were banned from any future travel on the airline.  Even the flatulent brobdingnagian.

Top Ten Most Autocratic Colleges

The Foundation for Individual Rights and Educations' top ten worst suppressors of first-amendment rights in 2017 are:

Rensselaer Polytechnic (Troy, N.Y.), Drexel U (Philly, Pa), Harvard U (Cambridge, Mass.), the entire Los Angeles Community College District, Fordham U (NY, N.Y.), Evergreen State (Olympia, Wa), Albion College (Albion, Mi), Northwestern U (Evanston, Ill.), UC Berkeley (Berkeley, Ca), and Texas State U (San Marcos, Tx.)

The once lauded birthplace of the free-speech movement, UC Berkeley, ironically permits left-wing fascist, ANTIFA to destroy school property and are openly hostile toward conservative speakers.

Homework: Draw Self As A Slave

Tonya Jennings' 12-year-old attends Four Points Middle School in Austin, Tx. 

Last week her daughter was given a homework assignment: Draw yourself as a slave, then color and write a visualization of what you see around you.

"There's nothing about slavery that I would want any child, regardless of color, to have to relive," says mom.

The goons at the school district defended the assignment.

To wit: The Texas Education Agency curriculum for seventh-grade history expects students to explain reasons for Texas’ involvement in the Civil War, including states' rights, slavery, sectionalism and tariffs.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article199757294.html#storylink=cpy

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article199757294.html#storylink=cpy

You know, because 153 years later the kids in Texas need to pay for the sins of Texans back in the day.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article199757294.html#storylink=cpy

Couple Sells All For Sailboat

Ever fantasize about selling all your crap and go live on a sailboat?  Sure...but most snap out of it after a single nights sleep.

Not Colorado couple Tanner Broadwell, his dog and Nikki Walsh.

Last year they hocked everything, including a car, to buy the 28 foot super-dinghy Lagniappe.   Nevermind neither of them had any knowledge or experience sailing.

On day two, in eight feet of water near the Florida shore, the boat hit a rock and sank.

"Everything I've worked for, everything I've owned since I was a child, I brought with me. It's just floating away and there's nothing I can do," Walsh whined.

Out of cash and out of luck, the couple said they're not giving up on the fantasy.

"The boat sank," Walsh says, "but our dreams didn't sink with the boat."

Seriously?

Cancer Cure, Finally?

Cancer is a broken cell process that results in dozens of diseases in humans. 

Medicine has long known that killing healthy cells along with cancer tumor cells (chemo-therapy) is a clumsy, inefficient and painful way to go. 

Immunotheraphy tries instead to 'wake up' the human immune system to go after rogue cells directly.   The effort is finally paying off.

Stanford has developed a binary vaccine that's killing 97% of metastasized tumors in mice. The results are so conclusive that the University has already started trials on human lymphoma patients.

#MeToo Backlash Brewing

#MeToo was born out of liberal Hollywood's Harvey Weinstein carnage. 

Claire Berlinski calls the #MeToo movement “a frenzied extrajudicial warlock hunt that does not pause to parse the difference between rape and stupidity” and “a classic moral panic, one that is ultimately as dangerous to women as to men.”

So now burgeons the blistering backlash.

Female staffers and lobbyists have found “many male legislators will no longer meet with them privately,” says lobbyist Jennifer Green.  “I’m getting the feeling that we’re going back 20 years as female professionals,” warns Green.

Silicon Valley has put the brakes on mixed gender travel and closed-door meetings between males and females.  So who suffers when segregation shuts the ladies out?  Take a guess....

Cell Phone Cancer, Again

You've heard it before now you're hearing it again.  

Exposure to radiofrequency radiation emitted from your cell phone causes cancer.

“The levels and duration of exposure to RFR [in rats] were much greater than what people experience...so these findings should not be directly extrapolated to human cell phone usage,” said NTP (US National Institutes of Health) senior scientist Dr. John Bucher.

Ah, so it's okay...only rat cancer, not people.  Remember tobacco?  Same, same...

Dog Bites Man, Man Bites Back, Man Arrested

New Hampshire police pursued a shooting suspect who eventually tried to hide under a pile of clothes to evade arrest.

Police dog Veda quickly found the perp and took a bite.  The man turned and grabbed Veda in a choke-hold and bit her back hard on the head.

Veda persisted and pinned the man down until human officers cuffed him.

The man was booked for resisting arrest, interfering with a police dog and assaulting an officer (Veda).

Veda has been cleared medically and returned to duty the next day.

Man Orders Burrito At Bank Drive-Thru

Douglas Francisco, 28, drove up to a Florida bank’s drive-thru window and promptly passed out.

The bank's manager called the cops.

Deputies found Mr Francisco slumped over the wheel with the engine still running.  So they pounded on his window until he looked up and tried to order a burrito.

Sure enough, the car contained Oxycodone and Xanax. 

But Doug also had prescriptions for the pharmaceuticals.  So the hungry junkie avoided more serious charges - just a simple BUI (banking under the influence).

Sniffing Boxer Shorts Lowers Stress

Sniffing your 'partners clothes' lowers stress?

A study just published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology consisted of 96 women sniffing the clothes worn by their partner, a stranger, and duds not yet worn by anyone.

“Our findings suggest that a partner’s scent alone, even without their physical presence, can be a powerful tool to help reduce stress,” Marlise Hoffer of Florida State University says.

“From a young age, humans fear strangers, especially strange males, so it is possible that a strange male scent triggers the ‘fight or flight’ response that leads to elevated cortisol,” Hofer adds.

So now we know why women like doing laundry.

Home Invader Shotgun Greeting

Would be home invader Moana LogoLogo, 36 kicked in an apartment door in Merced last week and got a face full of buckshot.

Police Lt. Don King said LogoLogo parked his car “in the driveway of the home.”  Then randomly targeted the apartment.

The shooter-apartment-dweller said the man kicked in the door then walked directly at him, so he grabbed his loaded shotgun and fired point-blank in self-defense.

LogoLogo died at the scene.

Penis Whitening, Vagina Plumping - Fad Or Fancy?

Afflicted with dark penis or skinny vagina syndrome?  Medicine to the rescue.

"These days a lot of people are asking about it. We get around 100 clients a month, three to four clients a day," reports Bunthita Wattanasiri at Lelux Hospital in Thailand.    Clients?

Lelux will whiten your Mr ♂ for $650 bucks.  And the ladies can get "3D Vagina" to plumpen and primp by transferring body fat to their emaciated pudenda.

Social media's buzzing.  Some say sad; others are signing-up.  You?

Toxic Chinese Space Station Crash

China launched the 20,000 pound Tiangong-1 space station in 2011 and lost control of the behemoth a year ago. 

The Sino's kept the screw-up a secret until last September.

The fun part?  The multi-ton chunk of space junk is packed with oily rocket fuel hydrazine and is gonna crash back on Earth.  Hydrazine is a known toxic nerve and liver chemical which also causes cancer.

Where? The EPA says they are “confident” the crap will land between 43°N latitude and 43°S latitude.  So basically somewhere between Sioux Falls, SD and the Falkland Islands near the tip of S. America. 

When?  Well the Chinese thought the thing would be back by Christmas, so any minute now.  Feel better?

Earth Slows Earthquakes Rise

Earth is entering a five-year rotation slowdown.  The phenomenon triggers more and larger earthquakes.

"So far we have only had about six severe earthquakes [magnitude 7 plus in 2017]. We could easily have 20-a-year starting in 2018,” said Dr Roger Bilham from the University of Colorado.

Will the big one in 2018 be the final nail in California's coffin?

LingDing

  speedomars@gmail.com

Man Disabled By Penis Size

Mexican national, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera is packing the world's largest penis.  The lap lizard record holder hangs in at an astonishing 18.9".

Mr Cabrera's uncircumsized Mr Johannes is so long, heavy and unweildy the sad sack has been placed on disability.  He says can't wear a uniform for work, run or even kneel to get things done.

So why not reduction surgery?

Roberto says a porn career is in his future, "I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there...I would...make a lot of money over there."

Trump's wall can't go up fast enough, folks.