Heart Attack Toilet Seat

Inventors at the Rochester Institute of Technology in New York have prototyped a $2000 toilet seat that automatically detects a heart attack in the making and sends critical data to doctors via Wi-Fi.

The seat has sensors pressing against your ass that pickup signs when oxygen volume in your blood is low.  When blood pressure is high and when smaller amounts of blood are being pumped with each heartbeat the alarm is issued.

Heart failure isn't curable but it is treatable. If left untreated a weak heart can cause breathlessness, tiredness and dizziness.  And eventually death.

Pooping trials are now under way with 150 high-risk candidates.