Woman Dies From Five-Hour Sex Session

A 32-year-old woman, known as 'The Beast', collapsed after a five hour, drug-fueled, carnal-lympics with a crippling case of cardiac arrest.

Her sex partner called for an ambulance but it never arrived.  So he wrapped her in blankets, tossed her into a taxi and sped off to the University Hospital of Valle in Cali, Columbia.

Despite heroic efforts to revive her, doctors pronounced her dead as she lay on the table.

The cops questioned the man and learned of the mutual participation in the horrendous, multi-hour wanton marathon.  And released him back into the wild.

'The Beast' did set the bar, however.  Limit lust time to something less than five hours and you should be good to go.  And oh yea, have an adrenaline filled cardiac needle near the bed, you know, just in case.