Whose taste? Whose decency? Those civil servants at the agency with a GED an average IQ in the hamster range.
Recent rejects include:
- BEMYBAE (Bae means 'poop' in Swedish. You knew that, right?)
- CC8JWS (8 is 'hate' and JWS is 'Jews' easy peasy.)
- ITSLIT (see it? 'SLIT' referring to a vagina? The wife says this all the time.)
- 420EDDI (c'mon dude, trying to roll 420 by us?)
- SCHLAFR (Schlafer is 'sleeper' in German. You know, a terrorist cell.)
- BMWHNTR (no way this Audi driver gets on our roads with this threat)
- ONW2BYB (censors got: 'on my way to bang you bitch'. whew!)
- HUF4RTD (did you get 'who farted' right away? I didn't.)
- DICKOUT (okay, maybe. the driver said it was his son moving out, finally)
- NO2KOCH ('no to cooch' say censors, but it's really 'no to cock' right?)
- DCKXTSN (you see 'dick extension' here? censors did.)
- BLUEME (can only mean 'blew me' right? who are these censor guys?)
- MOBYCAT ('Moby dick' is certainly banned, but 'Moby pussy' too?)
- 808B8D (does this look like a text penis to you? they say yea.)
- HOTNSXE (the driver was a middle aged woman, DENIED!)
- FUKTRMP (I thought everyone in CA thinks this...)
- GTNBSY (driver was working single mom...who's she trying to kid, right?)
- FSHBALL (no real reason, just can't say 'ball' folks.)
- GASPASR (driver an anesthesia nurse. censor asks 'are you gassy?')
- GAYMUR (like 'ball' has 'gay' in it)
- WELUVPS (driver? 'we love palm springs' censor? 'we love pussy')
- SHIKSA (not even Yiddish slurs are allowed)
- S8TAN (guess the Goths don't get to play either)
