The top ten left are impossible unless you just won the lottery or are riding high on Trump's record stock market.
The metrics are cost per month for food, energy, rent/mortgage, transportation and 'other' which includes local fees and taxes.
Top 10 Unaffordable Cities
The top ten left are impossible unless you just won the lottery or are riding high on Trump's record stock market.
The metrics are cost per month for food, energy, rent/mortgage, transportation and 'other' which includes local fees and taxes.
Gay Teacher Orgy
A 16-year-old boy tipped off the cops confessing he had “an ongoing sexual relationship” with Babbitt and Deyo. Apparently the men used alcohol and marijuana to butter the kids up for sex.
A week after initial contact by the cops last August, Deyo killed Babbitt with a shotgun and then stuck the gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger.
The school district said they are providing 'grief and mental health counseling' and expect to get hit with crippling lawsuits.
Some say gay men should not be elementary school teachers. What are your thoughts?
Britain: 80% Drunk & Obese
George Michael's family says the gay crooner died from over drinking and eating for example.
The UK is 10th and the USA 27th fattest country. But marijuana is legalizing quickly so soon they'll be a brand new way to abuse and die.
Ivanka Attacked On JetBlue
Ivanka and her three kids had just taken their seats on a JetBlue commercial flight to join her family in Florida. Suddenly gay Brooklyn lawyer Dan Goldstein sidled-up and started spitting at her and her kids, 'Your father is ruining the country, why is she on our flight. She should be flying private.'
Ivanka leaned over to protect her kids and ignored the lunatic until the flight crew got Goldstein under control.
Goldstein's 'husband', Matthew Lasner, took to Twitter and tried to minimize the incident, 'My husband expressed his displeasure in a calm tone, JetBlue staff overheard, and they kicked us off the plane.'
But Lasner had an hour earlier tweeted, 'Ivanka and Jared at JFK T5, flying commercial. My husband chasing them down to harass them. #banalityofevil'
Here is a hot flash to all you butt-hurt liberals out there in fantasy-land. Each time you open your pie-holes and act out like this you dig your pity-holes deeper. Trump wins again, and again, and again....
Video: Robber Riddled
The video below shows armed thug 40-year-old Ricardo Palazzo stalk and attack construction foreman Pedro Gonzalez as he stepped into his truck with $13,000 in payroll cash. But unknown to Palazzo, Gonzales was carrying the same weapon, a 9mm Bersa Thunder pistol. So when Palazzo pointed his gun at Palazzo, the foreman opened fire first with deadly effect.
Palazzo reels back in shock and pain taking two in the groin and one in the shoulder.
Gonzales was detained and released after ten-eyeball witnesses agreed and the video footage proved Palazzo deserved his fate.
Pew: Jews Smarter Than Muslims
The fake news numbskkulls at the New York Times buried the survey in a spin-piece, “Christians in U.S. Are Less Educated Than Religious Minorities...”
Of the world's 1.6 billion Muslims four-in-ten adults had no education at all. Muslims are four times less likely to have any formal schooling compared to Christians. And mongrel Muslims have an average 5-years of classroom work compared to 13-years for Jews.
Which explains why Jews and Christians lead the world in every field including science, medicine, technology and invention.
And now a Christian (Trump) deposes a Muslim (Obama). Socking the mouth-breather atheists and malcontent Muslim excusers right in their fantasy-holes.
Planned Parenthood Crimes
The Judiciary report cites the law banning the buying or selling of human fetal tissue (42 U.S.C. § 289g-2).
Pro-life advocate Lila Rose says, “Planned Parenthood’s disturbing baby harvesting practice is the direct result of abortion laws that dehumanize defenseless preborn children in the first place...”
A Trump presidency promises to restore and staff the FBI, CIA and DOJ with people who will enforce the laws for a change. Maybe this referral's time has finally arrived...
Hillary ‘Hurting’ After ‘Email Intrusion’
Feinstein broke some bread with the portly non-president recently and reports, “...it was a very hard campaign for her. The name-calling, the email intrusion, the misinterpretation of what she had done with the emails...”
Feinstein's solaces not to worry because the meandering martyr has a 'spine of steel' and will survive.
Hogwash.
Hillary Clinton committed crimes when she violated the Espionage act...not once (as was the case with Gen. Petraeus) but hundreds of times.
Hillary deliberately tries to destroy anyone that crosses her. She did it to Bill's bimbos and she failed to do it to Donald Trump after launching a siege of salacious innuendo.
So save your spin and tawdry tears Dianne - you're talking about Hillary Clinton, remember?
Joy Behar Elector Troll
Since the riots, recount and whining have waned and Trump's swearing-in nears, some Democrats are positioning to poison the Electoral College vote on December 19th.
Democrat elector Christine Pelosi (Nancy Pelosi's daughter), failed Dem presidential candidate Larry Lessig, and left-wing hack Joy Beyhar are out feeding the willing media the false flag.
Beyhar says, “When he first was elected, I was angry and a lot of people were crying, and I said to them, don’t get sad, get mad. We have a chance to stop Trump with the Electoral College. They’re about to vote. We all know that the Russians hacked into the whole thing."
Ah but hold on to your hankie Ms Behar.
This morning Denver District Judge Elizabeth Starrs ruled state law requires Electors must vote based on the most votes, not some misplaced Hamiltonian misread of history.
“If (presidential electors) take the oath and then they violate the statute, there will be repercussions,” Starrs reiterates. Public officers charged with failing to fulfill their duty, a misdemeanor, can receive up to a $1,000 fine and one year in jail.
Other states have similar rules. So if Beyhar (dee-har-har) is gonna push people into breaking the law she can warm-up her hurt-butt and sit it down next to them in jail as an accessory.
Kid Dies In Santa's Arms
Last month Eric got a call from a nurse at a nearby hospital who said a terminally ill five-year-old boy wanted to see Santa before he died. Eric got over there in fifteen minutes.
Just before entering the room the boy's mom pushed a toy into his hand. "If you think you're going to lose it, please leave the room. If I see you crying, I'll break down and can't do my job,'" Eric consoled.
'...I
sat down on his bed and asked, "Say, what's this I hear about you're
gonna miss Christmas? There's no way you can miss Christmas, why, you're my Number One elf!'
The little boy barely able to speak said, 'I am?'
Then Eric handed him the toy and watched as the little guy struggled to take off the wrapping paper.
The boy looked up, 'They say I'm gonna die, how can I tell when I get to where I'm going?'
Eric couldn't answer and quietly asked the boy to do him a 'big favor'. 'When you get there, you tell them you're Santa's Number One elf, and I know they'll let you in...' 'They will?' the child wondered. 'Sure!' Eric assured.
With his last bit of strength the boy pushed his failing body up and gave Santa a hug. And in a low voice whispered, 'Santa, can you help me?'
Scientist Wants Trump Dead
Wiens is making poopie in his lederhosen. Why? Trump won the election and quickly appointed global warming skeptic Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA.
“The EPA in this country, they are the ones supposed to be protecting the environment,” Wiens whines. So to Wiens seeing Pruitt takeover EPA is tantamount to putting an arsonist in charge of the firehouse.
To stop the crises Wiens wants Britain to invade the U.S., or the U.S. should swap leaders with Canada, putting leftist Justin Trudeau in the White House. Silly? Sure...but remember we are talking about a lunatic leftist coming unglued in his genomes.
While Wiens is gnashing his teeth researchers at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory found that between 2002 and 2014, plants were somehow able to absorb more carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere than man is producing. Which has not deterred whacky Weins.
Wiens says he wants Trump to “Kill yourself immediately.”
Black Killer Pass
Mystal justified the jury nullification claiming “African-Americans live in a world where the police can murder us and get away with it...but the door swings both ways. It’s time for us to push back...”
Automatic acquittals based on the skin color of the perp and the victim? Mystal needs to lose his law license...like yesterday.
Obama Calls For Coup?
Astonishingly the Errant-In-Chief told the troops, “each of us has…the universal right to speak your minds and to protest against authority...and criticize our president without retribution.” Translated: if you don't like Trump oust him.
Guess the goon mis-remembered this? Obama Purging Military Commanders Who Disagree
The lame, lame duck also blamed terrorism on the Second Amendment and global warming.
And claims the First Amendment's free speech rights are allowing “impressionable minds” to be warped by “extremism” on the Internet. Translated: Breitbart, Drudge and all other middle-right information sources are correcting the disinformation from left-wing media (esp GbigsAngle).
Obama leaves office with the worst record in US history. So anyone surprised such crazed commentary comes from the villian who gave you the Iran Deal as he vacates the premises?
Camel License Plates
Apparently when a camel and a car tangle there is no way to trace the bumbling beasts back to their owners.
So the government is demanding the even-toed-ungulaters be issued and wear a license plate like a car now.
What's next? Wipers, turn blinkers and rear taillights?
Women: Size Matters
Dr Prause showed seventy-five women thirty-three 3-D blue-printed erect penises nestled in a basket. Sizes ranging from 4 to 9 inches.
The ladies were asked to pick one for one-night stands and one for long-term relationships. Remember the average man's penis is 5.5 inches.
The women collectively want an average 6.3 inches from their long term partners. And 6.4 inches from their one-night-stand cowboys. But in the end girth mattered most since all the females insisted the pocket rocket be nearly 5 inches in circumfrence.
So ya better whip out the tape and verify before diving into the world of women. Ya don't wanna waste her time do ya?
CA's $1 Trillion Hole
But the prospect of the state staying is uglier.
Stanford University’s “2016 U.S. Pension Tracker” shows the sinking state has a pension debt liability moving north of $964.4 billion.
The state is in a steep spiral of a sloppy slippery slope of insolvency.
1. Swarming with liberals and illegals who are selfish, dependent, narcissistic and dishonest.
2. Democrats gave them the highest taxes and debt of any other state.
3. Schools ranked 40th and 45th in spending per pupil.
4. Record crime in San Diego, LA and Oakland. Stockton is 2nd most dangerous city in USA.
5. A grim 48th friendly to business leading to the largest exodus of business for any state.
6. More than 60% of family incomes go to taxes.
7. No other state takes more welfare, food stamps and medicaide federal money.
8. Forget buying a house. Even way out in the sticks.
So what was that again about California leaving the union?
Hooker Hustles Nachos
But prostitution is illegal in Ohio. So the Beaver Police Department hopped on the job.
The Beaver undercover cop said Hotlosz wanted $160 for an hour of copious coitus. But quickly lowered her fee after a little haggling and “agreed to a price of $50 and nachos.”
Hotlosz puttered over to the parking lot of a nearby Mexican eatery and jumped in the customer cop's car. Crystal quickly “asked if I had any extra money and her nachos.”
The answer was no nachos and a pair of handcuffs and a story on the Smoking Gun website.
Fatal: Man vs. Turtle
Floridian David Kervin, 51, crashed his motorized
bicycle into a box turtle around 3:15am near Indian Harbor Beach. The turtle got a cracked shell and crawled to safety. But David was killed."He apparently suffered a head injury and was already deceased when we arrived, it appeared he hit the turtle." said Fireman Don Walker
Kim Montes with the Florida Highway Patrol says, "You see these kinds of accidents very rarely..." But Montes recalls a turtle incident where, "Somehow, the driver clipped the turtle at such an angle that it tossed the turtle into the windshield of another car [so the] trooper pulled it out of the windshield and put it in a nearby body of water...”
Obey the Turtle Signs folks. The next turtle you see may be your last...