Naked High-Speed DUI

The Florida Highway Patrol had a 110mph chase on Alligator Alley yesterday ending with the arrest of Noe DeJesus.

The trooper ordered Noe out of the Cadillac.   Out popped a smirking DeJesus buck naked and crapulent on Corona and Crown Royal.  Three women screaming in the back seat.

DeJesus was panted, cuffed, jailed and charged with reckless drunk driving, open containers, naked behind the wheel and driving sans license.   Maybe it's the whiskey?