Farting Forces Firing

Louann Clem says Case Pork Roll Company fired her comptroller husband Richard Clem for trepidatious giant-loud trouser trumpeting.

Dick ballooned to 420 pounds before getting gastric bypass surgery.  So now he has growling-howling-gastrointestinal gas and debilitating diarrhea.

Louann says Case Pork Roll's CEO complained about Dick's flatulence barking, “We cannot run an office and have visitors with the odor in the office.”

After Dick was cut loose Louann soon followed and filed a 'disability discrimination complaint.'

Why Dick wasn't relocated to an office with a window, a noise cancelling machine, a livestock washing station and a high-velocity industrial fan remains a mystery.