Spanker Claims Self-Defense

Christopher Flowers, 38, is sitting in a New Orleans slammer on an assault charge today.

According to the Times-Picayune, “Mr. Flowers stated he was walking on Canal Street when he noticed he was being ‘stalked’ by an unknown female."

And that's when Flowers smacked her on the ass.  The woman told the cops Flowers said, “You know you liked it.”

Anyone think the 'stalked' story's gonna stand up in court?