Liars And Pee'ers

Researchers at Cal State Fullerton blew a bunch of bucks on a diabolical theory.

Dr. Iris Blandon-Gitlin says the brain has to bend over backward when beguiling. So she hypothesized the “inhibitory spillover effect” of needing to pee may make a better liar.

Half her test group loaded up on five glasses of water the rest went thirsty.  The bursting bladder bunch uttered more complex and more convincing lies.

O, what a tangled web we weave;
When first we practice to hold the pee!