Man Gets Bionic Penis

This story requires no innuendo, embellishment or hyperbole.  So strap-in...

Mohammed Abad, 43, has undergone three years of pioneering surgery to attach an artificial penis and make it work like the real thing.

Mohammed lost his 'original' in a horrific traffic accident at age six after being hit by a car and dragged for eighteen-hundred feet.

“When you want a bit of action [an erection] you press the ‘on’ button [implanted in a testicle]...It takes seconds," Mohammed explains.

Now Mohammed dreams of having kids.  But first he's gotta find a woman with a big, wide sense of humor.