Bristol University recruited 311 people and packed them off into procession of pubs. After putting away a profusion of palliative potables the dipsomaniacs were asked to ponder their procreative perceptions of other people.
The result? Bupkis...
Researchers found no connection between the booze and bird-dogging the pub-owners' daughters. In short, there's no such thing as 'beer googles'.
