Beer Goggles: Fact Or Fiction?

Does drinking pervert perception and permute plain Jane's and nerdy Ned's into rock stars?

Bristol University recruited 311 people and packed them off into procession of pubs. After putting away a profusion of palliative potables the dipsomaniacs were asked to ponder their procreative perceptions of other people.

The result?   Bupkis...

Researchers found no connection between the booze and bird-dogging the pub-owners' daughters. In short, there's no such thing as 'beer googles'.