Jihadist Cannabis Fatwā

A fatwā is an Islamic legal pronouncement, issued by a mufti...a kind of cross between a para-legal and a choir boy.

ISIS gets regular fatwā updates before throwing gays off buildings and beheading Christians, for example. 

This week's fatwā comes from a Moroccan called Salafi: A married man who believes his wife to be ugly may take cannabis before having sexual relations with her. 

In short, if after pulling off the Hijab Mr Johnson runs for cover, fire up the Hookah.  If she's still too tough to take trade-up for a big dog instead.