ISIS gets regular fatwā updates before throwing gays off buildings and beheading Christians, for example.
This week's fatwā comes from a Moroccan called Salafi: A married man who believes his wife to be ugly may take cannabis before having sexual relations with her.
In short, if after pulling off the Hijab Mr Johnson runs for cover, fire up the Hookah. If she's still too tough to take trade-up for a big dog instead.
