Ms Wood says personality types are tied to how one parks the rack-pack into the Double Barreled Booby Holster each morning.
'There are four distinct personality types - drivers, influencers, supporters, and careful correctors,' Patti says.
Supporter - fasten behind-the-back (requires youth and flexibility)
Influencer - fasten front then rotate and slide-up
Commanding - front-loading front-fastening fast-fastidious-fun
Careful Corrector - fasten-in-hand drop-over-head slide-down and smile
Okay ladies, now you know and no fair changing method just to 'fit' into a desired personality pigeonhole. You are who you are, and so are the badoinkies you were born with...