Bra Personality Test

Professor Patti Wood, a body language expert at Emory University wrote the book on bras.

Ms Wood says personality types are tied to how one parks the rack-pack into the Double Barreled Booby Holster each morning.

'There are four distinct personality types - drivers, influencers, supporters, and careful correctors,' Patti says.

Supporter - fasten behind-the-back (requires youth and flexibility)
Influencer - fasten front then rotate and slide-up
Commanding - front-loading front-fastening fast-fastidious-fun 
Careful Corrector - fasten-in-hand drop-over-head slide-down and smile

Okay ladies, now you know and no fair changing method just to 'fit' into a desired personality pigeonhole.  You are who you are, and so are the badoinkies you were born with...