Dog and monkey owners in Iran, however, will get 74 lashes and/or a fine up to 100 million rials should either pet lift a leg in public.
Thirty-two members of Iran's parliament fashioned an ordinance which reads in part, “anyone who takes a pet like a monkey or a dog in public and damages the Islamic culture or the health and tranquility of the people - particularly children and women [will get thrashed like an infidel at an ISIS frat party]"
The translation may be rough, but it appears the old muzzies want women and kids to keep their monkeys at home. Oh yea, 100 million rials is $3760US. There is no exchange rate for lashes.