Naked New York Nincompoop Nailed

Peter Davis lives in New York and works as editor of the Daily Front Row..

Davis was on the subway Thursday when he spied a fat naked boozer passed out bare-assed on a bus bench save stark-white athletic socks and scuffed, but neatly tied running shoes.

So Peter snapped a not-selfie and tweeted it to his Twitter account: 'Just spotted on the E Train. After a lifetime in NYC I thought I had seen everything...'

Well apparently Pete's now seen everything, and so have we!  The naked guy's fashion sense may be salty, but at least his haircut is hip...