Most Violent Country In Europe

The British Firearm Act of 1997 was pushed by gun control Brits who wanted a total ban on all guns. In the end they didn't ban all guns, "but served to essentially prohibit the ownership of handguns in Britain."

Whats the result? Disaster.

By 2009 Britain was "the most violent country in Europe." Not only is Britain the most violent country in Europe, it also has "the worse rate for all types of violence than the U.S. and South Africa."

So the next time some liberal gun-control goon gets in your face and give Britain as an example. Pull out this chart and slam them to the mat.

Remember, left-wingers DEPEND on you being more ignorant than they are to win a point.

Teacher Fired For Killer Robot Threat

When a cop or a commando snaps, people die.  When a teacher goes over the edge, well kids need to worry about killer robots.

At least they do at the Oceanside Unified School District.

Educator Tuyet-Mai Thi Vo got mad as hell one day and issued the following promise to her students.

According to authorities, “Ms. Vo told her class that if robots were teachers, Ms. Vo would program the robot to shoot the students every time the students didn’t pay attention, talked back, or even talked at all...”

An online poll of Ms. Vo's conduct reveals most people agree with her, they actually thought she was being too generous in her treatment of pupils.

What the hell is going on in California schools, man...

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Highest Paid Woman CEO Was A Man

The good news? The highest paid female CEO, Martine Rothblatt, former space lawyer made $38 million bucks last year, a good chunk of change by anyone's standard.

The bad news? The highest paid female CEO is a guy, or at least was a guy before the sex change surgery.

As you look at Martine's interview see if you can find the woman in there somewhere...

So, what might be the subtext here?  How about men blocked near the top make the switch to get the job? 

Holy mother of God, seriously?  And what's a space lawyer, anyway?


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Refuse Lunch With Fat Friends

Fat people are everywhere, you may be one yourself.  The country has 55 million on food stamps, and a 70% obesity rate.  Something is wrong.

Scientists from Southern Illinois and Cornell universities studied how fat people can affect your eating habits;  "Consistent with the 'lower health commitment' hypothesis, these results demonstrated that people may eat larger portions of unhealthy food and smaller portions of healthy food when eating with an overweight person...".

The researchers think it's all about conformity.

So be forewarned and forearmed.  If ya wanna get fat(ter) then hang out and fritter some fries with a fat friend.  It's all about peer pressure...

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Naked Golf Tees Enrages Feminist

Stephanie Davies-Arai, 55, was in a sporting goods store when she saw something that she claims promotes violence against women.  A set of 'Nuddie Tees' distributed by NuddieTees.com.

Stephanie says, 'They are really horrible. I was actually upset. It’s basically saying that knocking the head off a woman is a joke, something that is really funny.'

A spokesman for store says the shop will not stop selling the item which sold 'really well' for the past ten years. Yes, ten years folks.  And in that time there are have been dozens of police reports blaming Nuddie Tees for acts of violence against women, right? Wrong.

And now that Ms Davies-Arals' laughable reaction has gone viral the black and Caucasian colored tees are flying off the shelves...thanks Steph!

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Hillary's Top Ten Temperament Tells

Yesterday Ben Shapiro, Senior Editor-At-Large of Breitbart News wrote a fun

piece about Hillary Clinton.  The opus reminds us just how different and possibly dangerous Hillary is in real life.

1. Boozer.  Terry McAuliffe, longtime Clinton pal noted, “She loves to sit, throw ‘em back…She’s a girl from Illinois who likes to throw ‘em down with the rest of us.” 
2. Over The Hill.  Hillary will be 68 in 2016. She will be old, but what about her health?
3. Crime.  Hillary has been knee-deep in criminal investigations. She was the only First Lady be subpoenaed and fingerprinted by the FBI.
4. Saul Alinsky.  Much has been written about Obama's worship of Saul Alinsky, but Obama's adoration pales compared to Hillary's personal relationship with the socialist goon behind 'community organizing.'
5. Channeling Eleanor.  Bob Woodward wrote in The Choice how Hillary chatted often with the long-dead Eleanor Roosevelt and Mahatma Gandhi with seance maven Jean Houston holding her hands.

 Shapiro adds five more, take a look.

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Date Rape Nail Polish

Once upon a time in America kids went to college to get an education, get a great job, and sometimes meet and marry mister or miss right soon after graduation.

Wow, are we a long way from Kansas, Toto...

A group of undergrads at North Carolina State University are developing a nail varnish that reacts when the 'date rape' drugs Rohypnol, GHB and Xanax are dumped in a drink.

"With our nail polish, any woman will be empowered to discreetly ensure her safety by simply stirring her drink with her finger...," says the NCU engineers.

Whatever happened to just a plain old good-night kiss? 

What's next? Student designed body armor for those days when the campus shooters show up?  Wait, that's not a bad idea either...

Denmark Town GPS Tags Homeless

The city council in Odense, Denmark, strapped GPS tracking devices on twenty homeless people.

Why?  Tom Rodding of the Odense council said 'they' want to keep track of the movements of the vagrants in order to improve city planning.  Neat justification, huh folks?

"As far as I know, this has never been tried anywhere else in the world before," Rodding said.  Ya think?

Well, Tom here in the USA the NSA uses cell phones to track people.  So why not give the homeless a cell phone instead?  Then they can just call you when they want something...

Obamacare Architect: 75 And You're Done

Rahm Emanuel's older brother Ezekiel is an even bigger menace than Rahm.  Ezekiel Emanuel was the Special Advisor for Health Policy to Peter Orszag, OMB director for Obama.  In that role, Ezekiel became one of the masterminds of Obamacare.

Both men are well known for being left-wing horse's asses, but it is Ezekiel that gains this weeks 'smoking monkey' award for his article in The Atlantic last week in which he pronounced:

“Seventy-five. That’s how long I want to live: 75 years.” his family is freaking out. But he insists, “I am sure of my position…here is a simple truth that many of us seem to resist: living too long is also a loss. It renders many of us, if not disabled, then faltering and declining, a state that may not be worse than death but is nonetheless deprived.”

The architect of Obamacare says 75 is the end of the line?  Can you smell a death panel folks?

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Grizzled, grouchy, partisan Democrat and ex-boozer Bob Beckel bristled on 'The Five' an election threat yesterday.

“I’ll tell you: I would expect an October surprise,” Beckel bellowed. “I think I know what is — I’m not going to say it, but I think I know what it is — and it is going to shake things up, and it has to do with national security.”

Let's follow Beckel's deluded glazed doughnut trail.

Obama thinks his 2012 reelection hinged mainly on the killing of Usama Bin Laden.  

So what might a goon like Obama dream up to bolster the demonic Democrats in November?  How about timing an assassination of Abu Bakr al Baghdadi the head if ISIS?

Though it was Obama himself who released Baghdadi in 2009!  Killing Baghdadi would be like deja vu killing Bin Laden all over again, right?

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Artificial Micro-Humans By 2017

Did you think the future was going to be more hilarious than horrific? 

Think again...

Scientists are using gene modification (GM) technology to develop artificial humans intended to replace animals in laboratory testing.  No joke...

The GM humans will contain smartphone-sized microchips that will be programmed to replicate ten human organs.

People are already eating GM beef, breads and biscuits.  So why not farms of tiny GM humans pumping out organs for the larger versions?  Or maybe let the micro-humans have the planet and the rest of us can give them our organs...

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Half Of Woman Can't Find Their Vagina's

What? Women don't know where their vagina's are?

Britain's Gynecological Cancer Awareness month was impetus to conduct  a study to determine just how much women know about their own anatomy's.

The results revealed just 55% of 26-35 year old's couldn't identify a vagina on a picture of the female reproductive system.

And 40% of 16-25 year old's resort to using names such as ‘lady parts’ or ‘women’s bits’ to discuss gynecological health and 65% said they have a problem using the words ‘vagina’ or ‘vulva’.

If women don't know where their va-jay-jay's are then how the hell can they be expected to know the difference between Obama and a real president?

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Study: Smell Difference Between Liberals And Conservatives

Ever stand in the middle of a party and wonder whether you can actually smell a liberal?

Researchers, led by Brown University political scientist Rose McDermott, found conservatives and liberals have different body odors.

"It appears nature stacks the deck to make politically similar partners more attractive to each other in unconscious ways," Rose says.

Previous findings also found that conservatives keep their dorm rooms cleaner, drink less, prefer grape jelly, and are more loyal.  Liberals by contrast are slobs, drink gin and vodka, prefer strawberry jam, and practice the perverted art of situational ethics (if it feels good - do it).

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