Researchers, led by Brown University political scientist Rose McDermott, found conservatives and liberals have different body odors.
"It appears nature stacks the deck to make politically similar partners more attractive to each other in unconscious ways," Rose says.
Previous findings also found that conservatives keep their dorm rooms cleaner, drink less, prefer grape jelly, and are more loyal. Liberals by contrast are slobs, drink gin and vodka, prefer strawberry jam, and practice the perverted art of situational ethics (if it feels good - do it).
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