So he's 'killing time' in the Metropolitan Correctional Center in lower Manhattan waiting for a judge to to grant him a new trial.
So what's 30-year-old Gil up to while cooling his heels in jail? You didn't guess it - he's making $.44 an hour slicing, dicing and cooking breakfast and lunch for guards and inmates.
Valle's tenure as a NYPD cop was cut short when his wife found disturbing photos on their shared computer. But that still doesn't explain how a knucklehead warden hired the cannibal as a cook.
This one isn't poetic or humorous. It's just plain dumb.