Man Butt Dials Victim During Hitman Huddle

How to plan and execute the perfect murder probably doesn't start with an unintended cell phone call to the intended victim.

Larry Barnett, 68, has his ass planted on a bunk in the Jonesboro, Arkansas jail for plotting to kill an ex-employee.  Larry  'unknowingly made' a cell phone call while instructing a hired killer when his butt squeezed the send-button and redialed the last number dialed - the ex-employee 'target.'

'I don’t care if you have to burn his house to the ground with him in it. I don’t care what you have to do, make it look like an accident,' Barnett told the professional killer.

The ex-employee made his own cell phone call to the cops and had them listen to the conversation in real-time. A kind of cell-to-cell here you go officers.

Of course the murderee didn't stay home to tempt his fate. The cops found the house burglarized and the gas stove setup to explode.

Barnett was easy to locate because he owns Legend Motor Company.  But the hitman's still at large - very large.  And Larry's cell phone is sitting in an evidence bag at the police station today.

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