Toothless Guy Gets 8-Years For Biting Neighbors Penis

England is ex-empire.  After centuries of bullying others, the island nation has sunk into a socialist nightmare of bankrupcy and clown-like status.  Hence Brits act more like neanderthals than modern Homo Sapiens.

Jason Martin is a toothless 41-year-old father of one and heroin addict. Jason's also missing most of his teeth and spends his waking hours drolling around the flat and pissing off his neighbors.

One day Jason got loaded-up and started playing music really loudly. So neighbor Richard Henderson sent a text message asking he turn down the music. Jason hurried over to pajama clad Dick's house to deal with the message in person.

Dick started to heckle Jason about his drug use. A fight broke out. Dick told the jury his penis ended up clinched between Jason's gum and few teeth, “like it was a sandwich." Dick tearfully offered, “I have never experienced that kind of pain to this day and I don’t want to experience it ever again.” Dick was carted off to a hospital covered in blood and requiring several stitches.

Jason told the jury, “I have only got a couple of teeth in the lower part of my mouth...I can’t even bite into a hard-boiled egg!” The jury asked about his dentures, Jason insisted they served only a cosmetic purpose.

Jason was forced to admit, “I accept that I did grab his testicles, not maliciously or to hurt him badly.”

Jason had already lost his drivers license for five years due to erratic behavior. This time he got an eight year ticket to the penitentiary, convicted of biting and gnawing a neighbor's penis in an mouth clenching fight over loud music.

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