Man Shoots Penis In Road Rage Fray

Each week the Angle picks a story where someone acts like a horses-ass and does something that shakes one's faith in humanity.  Today it's the guy who shot off his mouth and his dick in the same moment of rage.

Numbskull 43-year-old Rhonney Jacobs was charged with Discharging a Firearm and Brandishing a Firearm after he was caught speeding down Red Brooke Road and people started yelling at him to slow down.

“My friends were standing right there in the yard and the guy came flying by and they were like ‘slow down, there’s kids’ and the guy did a U-turn and pulled over,” said Ashley Summerson a witness.

Ashley says he, 'Pulled his gun out trying to shoot one of them but he shot himself.'

'He was holding his groin and there was blood everywhere,' added neighbor Zach Watson.

Neighbors say the two men who yelled at Rhonney for speeding accompanied police to the station.  Rhonney meantime got his gun taken away and is getting his man-unit patched up at the hospital. 

Rhonney will be hobbling into a court soon to tell his side of the tawdry and stolid tale.

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