There are still slaves in the world. But in the West the wet nurse has fallen into disfavor. One enterprising and fat-breasted French woman has decided to open up her milky store for gay couples.
On the French e-loue website user 'cecilia232' posted, 'I am a young mother in good health, a trained nurse aged 29, and I am renting my breasts to suckle newborns. In one day, I can offer your baby up to a dozen feeds...contact me through this site - those who are not serious should stay away.'
Cecilia232 is charging $135 for a full day of feeding, or $665 for a week's worth of suckling.
Why is this newsworthy? Because it 'feeds' the frenzy in France over recent legalization of gay marriage and what will obviously be a problem to solve once gay couples start generating progeny.
Plus it's a chance to mention breasts again - ooolala.
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