In the monthly award for noise lawsuits we have a disgruntled, porn addicted male who blames his Apple products for his insatiable impulse to download naked MLFs.Chris Sevier is a Tennessean lawyer who says he got so addicted to porn his wife packed up her kids and her crap and left him.
Sevier asserts since Apple doesn't ship products with a 'safe mode' the company has become a 'silent poisoner' that proliferates 'arousal addiction, sex trafficking, prostitution and countless numbers of destroyed lives.'
Sevier confesses he began his sordid journey into porn hell when he 'accidentally' replaced the 'a-c-e' in Facebook with 'u-c-k.' The mishap took him to a 'Fuckbook' site. Sevier says the site 'appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male' that led to him abandoning his wife in favor of images allegedly displayed on 'Fuckbook.'
Wow. What a load of horseshit, huh folks? The pathetic part is why courts allow such nonsense to be filed in the first place.
Twisted minds are best treated with strong medication, not allowed to clog the courts with poopie and cocka hard-luck stories steeped in self-inflicted degradation and debauchery.
