Pearl had seven kids and so far has outlived her non-bacon eating husband and three of her kids. So when Pearl sat down to blow out the 105 candles Abraham Luna from Oscar Mayer was right there shoving a slab of bacon into her hand.
Abraham fired up the Wienermobile and gave the 'bacon woman' a ride in the hot dog wagon. But that's not all. Oscar Mayer annointed Pearl with a 'lifetime' of strips for her frying pan. Pure marketing genius.
Pearl's daughter, 88, says mom taught them to savor life and a bust-a-move on bacon every day. She also said Pearl is a dancer and still clogs, jigs and square dances once in a while.
Well, there it is. Bowel cancer scare or no. Clogged arteries or no. Pearl is a dancer and that's all there is to it folks.
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