Oh Joy! Burger King Home Delivery

Burger King is taking home delivery seriously after inventing a way to prevent 'soggy fries' and rancid burgers. A patented packaging technology is promising to bring fatty fried foods to your door for a $2 surcharge.

Fully 50% of the US will be obese by 2030.  Blacks and Hispanics are fattest by far, and the most likely to order a Whopper and fries.

So now comes a brand new way for the fat-asses to get their fat-fixes without getting off the couch! Burger King will bring the ghetto rats their fat for free.

Obama's America is like a free car-wash for the lazy, crack smoking, blubber-butts with a BMI over the 1000 mark.

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