Sex Cures Migraines And Raises IQ

The German University of Munster found migraines sufferers benefited more from a hot-beef-injection than a cold-nighttime-capsule.

The school published findings in the journal of the International Headache Society. The researchers found half of migraine sufferers who had sex during an attack nailed their symptoms during copulation.

It's also shocking to discover there's a whole society dedicated just to headaches.

Surprisingly male sufferers “even used sexual activity as a therapeutic tool”, they revealed.  Hear that ladies?  The theory suggests endorphins, the brain's natural pain killers are at work.  And as an added bonus, the sex part probably doesn't hurt either.

The Italian University at Pavia found frequent sex raises IQ. People doing the nasties at least three times a week had blood saturated with heightened levels of nerve growth - crucial to mental alertness and brain gain.

Male rats were divided into two groups, one were sex restricted, the other free to unleash at least once a day - this went on for two weeks. The sex crazed rats were doing complex equations by the end of the test, while the abstinence crew had to be restrained from eating their own tales. This time it's the hippocampus, the part of the brain responsible for memory and learning that's being sent into overdrive.

So what's not to like? Headache or not, dumber than Nancy Pelosi or not, get out there and get 'er done folks. From here it sure looks like the only downside is getting caught with your pants down in a supply closet at work.

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