7-Year-Old Suspended Over Food Sculpture

Ironically liberal parents screw their kids up being permissive and indulging.  But when it comes to someone else's kid, well, suddenly they're born again hard-asses ready to punish on a pin-drop.

The gun crazed cuckoos drawing paychecks at schools are suspending kids for uttering the word gun in a sentence, or inadvertently shaping food into something they see as a gun.

A 7-year-old Maryland boy was suspended from school for allegedly shaping a breakfast pastry into what his teacher said looked like a gun.

"All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but, it didn't look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun [they said]," second grader Josh Welch explained.

Word spread quickly so the administrators fashioned a letter in defense of the errant teacher and sent it home with every kid in the school. The salient passage went, 'a student used food to make an inappropriate gesture.'

An inappropriate gesture? It's bad enough the teacher is a trench-mouthed idiot, but sending a letter home with all the kids in the school peppered with vagary and innuendo?  And what about little Josh?  Even if he did make a bagel gun what was he gonna do with it?  Shoot the teacher with ammo made of cream cheese?

It's not Josh that needs his head examined. Can you see the gesture the Angle is making in response? It isn't very vague, we agree.

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