So it's no shocker to find a university in Minnesota paying a couple of narcissistic sex-addicts a hefty fee to 'train' female undergrads on the basics of seed spitt'n and how to unload their clown cars faster and with greater ease.
“Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the flyer posted in the student union.
“Whether you want to learn how to have your first orgasm, how to have better ones, or how to help you girlfriend, Kate and Marshall cover it all…” But there is no mention of farm animals or free-giveaways.
The $4k to underwrite the 'event' comes from university research money.
Sex exspurt Marshall Miller, a self-proclaimed fan of John Kennedy's carnal exploits says there is no age limit. Marshal's orgasm-talk includes role-playing, smells, you show me yours I'll show you mine, hardcore pillow talk, mutltimedia (codeword for porn), and a deeply satisfying Q&A session. Oh and there is no mention of bringing your own gear so best pack a supply of handi-wipes and goggles just in case.
Both of these goons have done this before in other places. . Still isn't wasting university money on such silliness unproductive and wrong? You be the judge.
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